To answer the question Sir Terry Pratchette has written a number of books, however what really does it is his Disc World series. A set of FIFTY standalone stories on this magic world he created.

The Disc World is a flat disc, that is held up by four enourmous elephants, who themselves stand atop a giant turtle that flies through space. The residents of the Disc World are just amazing and hilarious.

Mort, his fourth discworld book was the first book i remember reading and really enjoying enough to remember, and i am actualy reading another one at the moment. If you ever get a chance pick one up, any of them it doesnt matter, at most youl miss out on a tiny bit of character development and in jokes.

Also death quit his job to become a travel agent.

I spose so. Not gonna get a job modeling any time soon but yeah i eat my greens and walk around alot.

Can you hear the drums?

In all fairness, piracy, and how to stop it, is one of the most talked about things in the game industry. I dont know both comics or how similar they are but id forgive them for touching on the same topic.

All the better to eat you with my dear... In tiny amounts you will never notice while you sleep....

How tall are you if you stand on your head?

Granted, unfortunatly that wish was your last silly mistake, now you have become mister perfect you live the high life for a brief period before people become sick of how much better you are, as your confidence in yourself grows so does their jealousy to what you achieve.

You end up completly alone.

I wish i had a machine that just instantly had the food i wanted in its compartment thing, fresh and warm(or cold if its meant to be)

Granted, you now have a childlike naivety about the entire world. You dont know to look before crossing, or to keep away from things that are hot, or to not put that in your mouth.

I wish i could breath underwater.

No longer an antipeev as the foam cannon got a bit too frisky with my lungs. You cant substitute air with foam, it doesnt work.

It is. She looks the part.

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I read this earlier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_the_Fuck_to_Sleep

Its a gift for my cousin who just had a baby.

Edit:
Reading that wiki i just found out this:
"The audiobook company Audible.com has published an audiobook version of Go the Fuck to Sleep, narrated by Samuel L. Jackson."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B3moWiI_J4&feature=share

Just watch it. Read the description. How?

Girls.

(Id also like to point out in this chain of thought, the girls in question are like what 6? So anyone who goes BEWBSLOL is a terrible person.)

PP: I too have been having a hard time peeling myself away from the computer when I should be going to bed. I have to wake up at 5:30am though, so to get a decent amount of rest I really need to go to bed around 11, but that just feels way too early in the night.

PP: ^^^

Similar story here, no actual need to get up but iv gotten in the bad habit of staying up till 5am and not getting up till around 2pm the next day which is just awkward.

Iv seen it wrote that you get a moat.

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck had opposable thumbs, and what else would they do?

Gaetas lament, from the battlestar OST.

Dude didn't deserve that.

Do you know if badly made gin will make me go blind?

I came into here by mistake and was very confused by what you guys are up to, i thought it was a different thre... DRAGON! THERES A DRAGON!

HAND ME MY SWORD!