But I'm a Spectator D8 !!

all the better for a sacrifice.
In this war there is no room for bystanders!
All will perish!
All will burn!
The baledfires of the victorious dead will burn for a whole moon!
Their enemies souls will wander the shadow world for eternity!
Only one diety will succede!
I swear on my oath that diety will be me!

Paradox time: As a firm believer of Cricco, I would sacrifice him to himself... thus creating a TIME PARADOX, or a loop hole of the Terminatior movie Series Proportions!!

err no.
*sacrifices jetraymongoose*

Any wishing to join
me should be built a shrine to me and sacrifice that most dear to them

...

Whos that?

And have fun,

Back. I got shot in the arse with a crossbow.

Awthome!

Also, cheez could you send me the best instructions for making a durable shield?


Pwease?

I have a short sword of unknown material which is indestructable and conducts nothing. I also have no side, however any warrior whos believes themselves worthy of my worship.

holyvawsomesauce!

Join me. Pain of the most brutal and devastating sort awaits ye who side with the spelless one. For my side there is Honor, Glory and the chance for a fine death.

You shall be made Kings over this lush and fertile world. With Criccthulhu as your benevolent lord.

Join me.

My side will be about rape pillage plunder and style.

*bows*

"And he's my bitch."

Of course, would you expect less of me?


Dragonforce : operation ground nd pound

Blinking in mild amusement Criccthulhu used his unholy strength and speed to weave throught the soul chains, slashing at them with his spear as he went. Several of the great chains erupted into nothingness, allowing Criccthulhu one sure shot at his nemisis.

Striking towards his foe Criccthulhu felt the entire planet strike him, speeding him forewards almost at the speed of light. His spear head rammed into his enemy and as they passed Criccthulhu grabbed him.

At the immense speed they were travelling Grammers arm was torn from him, the force of the impact shattering Criccthulhus already broken back, the flail was cast back towards te sun of the solar system, smashing several smaller planets into oblivion.

As the pair flew faster and faster, going beyond the speed of light the bitter rivals still swung at each other.

The very fabric of the dimension started to buckle around them worsening and worsening until they burst from the dimension into nothingness like a daemon ripping its way into reality from its host. The pair ripped into a new dimension while the one of their origin was sucked into nothingness and slowly turned into that which surrounds it.

Hurtling at a now slowing speed the pair burst into flames upon the athmosphere of an earth like planet, lush and thick in vegitation, green and warm, a young earth. Their arrival was announced by the screeching of the heavens and the night sky errupting into flame.

*snickers from cloud*

*highfives from otherworldly battlefield*

Lordi: The devil is a loser

A pair of wings erupted out of Criccthulus back and with a powerful leap that left a five mile crater from the shock, he soared up into the air, sheathing his sword and snatching up a spear the size of abuilding in the process. Snapping it in half, a jagged point, kean enough to impale two wild boars.

Criccthulhu slung the end without the spearhead hurtling at a spead that ignited the butt of it with supernatural accuracy at the betrayer, the jagged point caught the betrayer upon his thigh, piercing it leaving splinters over a foot long imbeded deep within the wound. Criccthulhu Smiled as Grammer was sent into a uncontrolable tumble back down from the heavenly hieghts towards the every eager embrace of the solid rocks below