AP: Fucking with underage kids trying to buy Modern Warfare 2.
'Can I get Modern Warfare 2?'
'How old are you?'
'Nope...man, don't I look 18?'
'No, the braces, acne scarring, high-pitched voice, Naruto t-shirt and the fact that it took you 5 seconds to say you're 18 tipped me off. Sorry.'
'If I call my mom, is that OK.'
'Aww, come on man, please?'
'Fine. That'll be $10,074.44.'
'$10,000 fine for selling underage. You wanna pay it, then it's all yours.'
'Fine, I won't, you lost a sale.'
'No, I didn't, because you couldn't have bought it to begin with. That's like walking into a car dealership and getting mad that they won't sell you a car for $10 and a bus token.'
This. For the same reason. XD