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2056  Roleplaying / Role Playing Sign up and OOC / Re: OOC: TZH: The Dino Wars on: October 15, 2009, 01:18:00 am
Cannon fodder that will split in to two when killed. Its sole function is to do as i wish. In this ones case a missionary would be he best term.
2057  Roleplaying / Role Playing Sign up and OOC / Re: OOC: TZH: The Dino Wars on: October 14, 2009, 06:18:54 pm
Endangered meat just somehow tastes better.
2058  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: What did we learn today? (Apart from that australian wine rocks.) on: October 14, 2009, 05:17:21 pm
Today i learned y'all forgot the birthday threads.

*is not amused*
2059  Art Discussion / Music / Re: What are you listening to? on: October 14, 2009, 03:12:40 pm
Iron maiden, Can I play with Madness?
2060  Roleplaying / RPG Graveyard / Re: TZH: The Dino Wars on: October 14, 2009, 12:26:16 pm
Deep within a hall, surrounded by molten rock, the mighty Criccthulhu sat upon a throne of pure obsidian. Clasped within his mighty hand he held a drinking horn of a triceratops, hollowed to the point and filled with enough mead to make a platoon drunk. this was his fifth drink. The near boiling liquid resembled molten gold, shining like the which was drapped around his bull like neck. The tourques were as thick as a maidens wrist.
In his other hand he held his sword. It was no thing of beauty, but it's powers were beyond comprehension. Brooding at the pitiful event that had been the destruction of the other dimension he bellowed for one of his hooded acolytes. At his below the entire mountain and land for miles around shook. As one of the servents risked to find his masters wish, a boulder fell and smashed him to a pulp.
Roaring with laughter Cricco called for another. As this one approached Cricco explained what he wished.
The acolyte scrambled away to spread his lords word.

"To all that wish to have the benevolent gaze of Criccthulhu over them should sacrifice that which is most prescious to them, and construct a shrine or temple to his might. After this great gifts will be bestowed upon ye."
2061  Roleplaying / Role Playing Sign up and OOC / Re: OOC: TZH: The Dino Wars on: October 14, 2009, 09:17:34 am
But I'm a Spectator D8 !!
all the better for a sacrifice.
In this war there is no room for bystanders!
All will perish!
All will burn!
The baledfires of the victorious dead will burn for a whole moon!
Their enemies souls will wander the shadow world for eternity!
Only one diety will succede!
I swear on my oath that diety will be me!
2062  Roleplaying / Role Playing Sign up and OOC / Re: OOC: TZH: The Dino Wars on: October 14, 2009, 08:28:23 am
Paradox time: As a firm believer of Cricco, I would sacrifice him to himself... thus creating a TIME PARADOX, or a loop hole of the Terminatior movie Series Proportions!!
err no.
*sacrifices jetraymongoose*
2063  Roleplaying / Role Playing Sign up and OOC / Re: OOC: TZH: The Dino Wars on: October 14, 2009, 07:10:39 am
Any wishing to join
me should be built a shrine to me and sacrifice that most dear to them
2064  General Discussion / Travel / Re: Wel, so long goodbye. on: October 13, 2009, 02:33:44 pm
...

Whos that?

And have fun,
2065  General Discussion / Travel / Re: Notice of absence on: October 12, 2009, 12:35:52 pm
Back. I got shot in the arse with a crossbow.

Awthome!

Also, cheez could you send me the best instructions for making a durable shield?


Pwease?
2066  Roleplaying / Role Playing Sign up and OOC / Re: OOC: TZH: The Dino Wars on: October 12, 2009, 11:40:10 am
I have a short sword of unknown material which is indestructable and conducts nothing. I also have no side, however any warrior whos believes themselves worthy of my worship.
2067  General Discussion / Movies/TV Discussion / Re: The Men Who Stare At Goats on: October 09, 2009, 04:22:04 am
holyvawsomesauce!
2068  Roleplaying / Role Playing Sign up and OOC / Re: TZH: The D*** Wars on: October 09, 2009, 04:08:32 am
Join me. Pain of the most brutal and devastating sort awaits ye who side with the spelless one. For my side there is Honor, Glory and the chance for a fine death.

You shall be made Kings over this lush and fertile world. With Criccthulhu as your benevolent lord.

Join me.

2069  Roleplaying / Role Playing Sign up and OOC / Re: TZH: The D*** Wars on: October 07, 2009, 06:05:32 pm
My side will be about rape pillage plunder and style.
2070  Roleplaying / RPG Graveyard / Armageddon! HRRRAAAGGHHH! on: October 07, 2009, 04:56:14 pm
*bows*
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