PP: The days where you can't seem to ignore your own insecurities.

You know it Stanley!

Where have you been? Pwning the world with your 007 powers?

PP3.5: I can't eyeball food amounts.

This is so freakng true to me. I never get the portions the actual size I want them.

Sammich is king of the internet.

AP: Bought Vessel on Steam. Kind of a fun little game.

PP: Found out my grandmother broke a hip today. :-/

Mostly the whole "IF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF YOU SHOULD JUST GO JUMP IN FRONT OF A BUS" crap. Or, yeah, lecturing me. Or people who throw a fit if they're outside and catch a whiff of cigarette.

Not sure if I've shared this on the forums before, but something I find incredibly funny is when I walk by a group of smokers while carrying an energy drink, I almost always have one of them make the remark that "Those things are terrible for you/they'll kill you!"

*insert Willy Wonka meme here*

Please, go on telling me how to be healthy.

The first two paragraphs of Log's post above were read in my head as being voiced by Patton Oswalt.

Someone saying "first world problem" about someone else's frustration does seem like a way of demeaning them. I understand that some people intend it as a reminder of how fortunate you are, but that particular phrase is nearly the most negative possible way to frame that thought. The only time it doesn't bother me is when people say it about their own complaints.

Granted, but the syntax of that sentence reveals that you don't like yourself, as you had to add the qualifier "instead of me". How sad.

I wish this forum had a "silly hats only" rule.

Granted, everything you own burns in a fire, you're all ready to move now!

I wish to save FoC's stuff from that dreadful fire.

My new little iguana is a man now! Today, he attacked his reflexion for the first time!
And to connect with the subject of penises, he's an iguana, so he has two.

Huh.....*mental notes this under 'today I learned'*

PP: Extremely achey all over.

PP2: Someone put a crappy plastic pallet in place of a last step to their camper I was visiting this weekend, my left foot went through it, where it got caught as I fell, so now my left ankle and right knee(what I was able to land on as I was regaining balance mid-fall) are swollen.

Granted, but Amnesia then loses all its appeal.

I wish for Amnesia to keep its appeal, but for me to be able to man up and play it too.

Hola! Welcome back senior Alex!

I think thats pushing it, I mean, Dear Esther didn't single handedly destroy video games for a decade and get buried in a desert.

Only because the evil geniuses made it digital.

how is it a game if you just hold W

It's not really, more of a tool to allow for the "player" to get visuals for the story as well, as well as use timed scenic events just to give a story more flare. Oh, and the waiting for more story and music playing as you go builds suspense. I actually really like the idea behind it; but as Yut said it was pretentious and "deep". If they'd have just written a story and used the gimmicks at their disposal rather than try to pretend to be super deep and philosophical, I think I would have loved it.