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31  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: TZH Game Reviews II: Sins of the Reviewer on: July 05, 2012, 06:21:15 pm
Recently Completed: Dear Esther

System: PC

Time Spent: 90 minutes

The Story: You're walking around on an island that's a metaphor for the protagonists' kidney stones (I'm not making anything up, he actually says that) while he whines about his dead love in an extremely pseudo-philosophical way.

The Good: The graphics are splendidly beautiful and the sound track is immaculate.

The Bad: There is no story, nor do you get to interact with anything. The no interaction part isn't actually hidden from you, you're aware of this going in that all the "game" is, is walking around on an island while the protagonist slowly fills you in on what's happening. The thing is though, there actually isn't any story; the concept I'm fine with, but he walks around saying nonsensical shit while there are non-sequitur references to the bible and chemical compositions scrawled everywhere, as if it's trying to be super-meaningful-deep, when their angsty bullshit couldn't fill a thimble.
 
Better Than: A kick in the balls.

Actually strike that, I'd take a kick in the balls if I could have my 10 dollars and 90 minutes back.

Worse Than: E.T. for the atari

Overall: Steam should be ashamed for peddling this rubbish.
32  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Celebrities who will wish they were not themselves during a Zombie Apocalypse on: July 05, 2012, 12:24:06 pm
Rob Zombie.  Is he one of us, or one of them?
Heh, for the same reason I was going to suggest Larry King.
33  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 05, 2012, 06:10:53 am
Ooh, ooh! That letter is Charlie's suicide note, Milo finds it before Charlie can off himself, finds Charlie and talks him down, but somehow accidentally ends up dying himself. Jenny blames Charlie for Milo even being there. Wrongful death ftw!
34  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Insanity Episode VIII: The Waffles Strike Back on: July 03, 2012, 10:26:45 pm
I eated it
35  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: July 03, 2012, 08:59:40 pm
Probably its a gift from Opus.
Y'know, next time something horrible happens, I'll just imagine Opus somehow arranged it to be so, and I think that'll make it better. angel
36  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Corrupt a Wish The 4th Sequal... on: July 03, 2012, 04:09:53 pm
Granted, but the fame that follows will destroy you. Cheesy

I wish eating healthier was more convenient and cheaper.
37  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Words on paper in this technological world, reading anything? on: July 03, 2012, 04:07:53 pm
Seriously, where are my generation's authors? Do we not look toward the future any more, and speculate on what might be?
We look toward the future, then do our best not to think about it. Tongue
38  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Corrupt a Wish The 4th Sequal... on: July 03, 2012, 05:58:59 am
Granted, but you're caught by the police, and with that much cocaine they can prove an intent to distribute. You're going away for a loooong time

I wish to never be tired in the mornings
39  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Insanity Episode VIII: The Waffles Strike Back on: July 02, 2012, 10:48:17 pm
You don't circle the internet often enough. Tongue
40  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Corrupt a Wish The 4th Sequal... on: July 02, 2012, 10:46:19 pm
Granted. The truth is, the cake tastes awful.

I wish life were simpler.
41  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: July 02, 2012, 09:50:44 pm
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Well, I hope everything works out for you Syn.

PP: Now MY steam is running like shit. WHAT DID YOU BASTARDS DO TO ME!?

PPII: SUPER MONDAY NIGHT COMBAT WILL NOT LET ME LOG IN. I'LL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU. FIX IT.
Y'all better not mess up my Steam!

PP: Internet is sloooooow. D:
42  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Birthday Thread on: July 02, 2012, 09:17:40 pm
Happy birthday SharpArcher! Made it just in time Tongue
43  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Words on paper in this technological world, reading anything? on: July 01, 2012, 09:11:00 pm
Just finished Mister B. Gone. I really enjoyed it a lot; so much so that I think I'm going to try out more of Clive Barkers works. Finally found a copy of The Hellbound Heart which the Hellraiser movies were based off of, so I'm gonna give it a try.
44  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: July 01, 2012, 09:02:14 am
I have a facebook account, I never log in (literally never).  My wife fills me in on everything I need to know about everyone and it works for me.  It's to the point where my wife and friends apparently taunt me on my facebook wall to log in. 
Haha, the condensed version is convenient as hell, isn't it?

It's really not. You can do what I do, and voice your opposing opinion, and if they turn into an ape and begin slapping their sloping brow and throwing leaves into the air, I just start making
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That's what I've been doing so far, and it's worked for the most part. No drama yet. Facebook is really testing my ability to not be argumentative though.



On topic: Shoe-fire taco-stand Tongue
45  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: June 30, 2012, 04:46:19 pm
I'm not saying that this is true for everyone (It's DEFINITELY not, there are some people you should just cut out of your life and keep it that way), but some people do realize the horrible way they've been acting, and they can snap out of it. I don't know.
That's very true. I went on a rant just because for around decade from when I was an infant until I was ~12 I rarely ever saw or spoke to my dad. He's become a much better person though in comparison to all the stories I had heard about him. I gave him a chance, mostly because since I was so young before, he hadn't really had a chance from me, where as others were much more hesitant.

It seems to be kind of common for people to have at least one bad parent, and I repeatedly see similar stories happen to others I've known, and most of the time don't end very well. Very rarely does it seem that people actually change for the better.

PP: Nothing to do for several more hours.
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