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31  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Corrupt a Wish The 4th Sequal... on: July 08, 2012, 04:32:59 pm
Granted, but Amnesia then loses all its appeal.

I wish for Amnesia to keep its appeal, but for me to be able to man up and play it too. Tongue
32  Forum Community / Introductions / Re: Hello again on: July 08, 2012, 04:16:11 pm
Hola! Welcome back senior Alex! Cheesy
33  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: TZH Game Reviews II: Sins of the Reviewer on: July 05, 2012, 10:18:48 pm
I think thats pushing it, I mean, Dear Esther didn't single handedly destroy video games for a decade and get buried in a desert.
Only because the evil geniuses made it digital. Tongue

how is it a game if you just hold W
It's not really, more of a tool to allow for the "player" to get visuals for the story as well, as well as use timed scenic events just to give a story more flare. Oh, and the waiting for more story and music playing as you go builds suspense. I actually really like the idea behind it; but as Yut said it was pretentious and "deep". If they'd have just written a story and used the gimmicks at their disposal rather than try to pretend to be super deep and philosophical, I think I would have loved it.
34  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: TZH Game Reviews II: Sins of the Reviewer on: July 05, 2012, 06:21:15 pm
Recently Completed: Dear Esther

System: PC

Time Spent: 90 minutes

The Story: You're walking around on an island that's a metaphor for the protagonists' kidney stones (I'm not making anything up, he actually says that) while he whines about his dead love in an extremely pseudo-philosophical way.

The Good: The graphics are splendidly beautiful and the sound track is immaculate.

The Bad: There is no story, nor do you get to interact with anything. The no interaction part isn't actually hidden from you, you're aware of this going in that all the "game" is, is walking around on an island while the protagonist slowly fills you in on what's happening. The thing is though, there actually isn't any story; the concept I'm fine with, but he walks around saying nonsensical shit while there are non-sequitur references to the bible and chemical compositions scrawled everywhere, as if it's trying to be super-meaningful-deep, when their angsty bullshit couldn't fill a thimble.
 
Better Than: A kick in the balls.

Actually strike that, I'd take a kick in the balls if I could have my 10 dollars and 90 minutes back.

Worse Than: E.T. for the atari

Overall: Steam should be ashamed for peddling this rubbish.
35  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Celebrities who will wish they were not themselves during a Zombie Apocalypse on: July 05, 2012, 12:24:06 pm
Rob Zombie.  Is he one of us, or one of them?
Heh, for the same reason I was going to suggest Larry King.
36  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 05, 2012, 06:10:53 am
Ooh, ooh! That letter is Charlie's suicide note, Milo finds it before Charlie can off himself, finds Charlie and talks him down, but somehow accidentally ends up dying himself. Jenny blames Charlie for Milo even being there. Wrongful death ftw!
37  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Insanity Episode VIII: The Waffles Strike Back on: July 03, 2012, 10:26:45 pm
I eated it
38  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: July 03, 2012, 08:59:40 pm
Probably its a gift from Opus.
Y'know, next time something horrible happens, I'll just imagine Opus somehow arranged it to be so, and I think that'll make it better. angel
39  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Corrupt a Wish The 4th Sequal... on: July 03, 2012, 04:09:53 pm
Granted, but the fame that follows will destroy you. Cheesy

I wish eating healthier was more convenient and cheaper.
40  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Words on paper in this technological world, reading anything? on: July 03, 2012, 04:07:53 pm
Seriously, where are my generation's authors? Do we not look toward the future any more, and speculate on what might be?
We look toward the future, then do our best not to think about it. Tongue
41  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Corrupt a Wish The 4th Sequal... on: July 03, 2012, 05:58:59 am
Granted, but you're caught by the police, and with that much cocaine they can prove an intent to distribute. You're going away for a loooong time

I wish to never be tired in the mornings
42  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Insanity Episode VIII: The Waffles Strike Back on: July 02, 2012, 10:48:17 pm
You don't circle the internet often enough. Tongue
43  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Corrupt a Wish The 4th Sequal... on: July 02, 2012, 10:46:19 pm
Granted. The truth is, the cake tastes awful.

I wish life were simpler.
44  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: July 02, 2012, 09:50:44 pm
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Well, I hope everything works out for you Syn.

PP: Now MY steam is running like shit. WHAT DID YOU BASTARDS DO TO ME!?

PPII: SUPER MONDAY NIGHT COMBAT WILL NOT LET ME LOG IN. I'LL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU. FIX IT.
Y'all better not mess up my Steam!

PP: Internet is sloooooow. D:
45  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Birthday Thread on: July 02, 2012, 09:17:40 pm
Happy birthday SharpArcher! Made it just in time Tongue
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