War, he threatens like a girl

That's pretty much the only line he's delivered so far...
And I'm deep in Tiamat's castle.

I see what you mean...

I'd link it, but there are very scantily clad women.

PM please?
And scantily clad women do fall in under 15+ age rating. Nudity, on the other hand, does not.

Demon: You have killed many of my warriors.
War: I have yet to see a warrior.

I *heart* War

Just cleared Assassin's Creed 2, so now it's Darksiders. While good, I think Bayonetta looked better, but that might be because the game I played before Assassins was Devil May Cry 4, and I love that kind of game. Also, giant stiletto heels from the sky.

So yeah, I'll get Bayonetta after exams, and then Mass Effect in February.

You forgot "abducted by aliens". Yeah, aliens is the unknown eight kind of zombie. They left many years ago and recently came back to spread the plague. Or something like that.

As a man, I must admit I feel very belittled by the comic. Which of course is the reason I'm reading it. Or something like that. Right.

May I please have a sandwich?

It's not like I was only reading, and just reading. I talked to them while I was reading a such, quite frequently actually. And my friend plays his PSP, with his headphones on, ignoring everybody else, unless he's directly spoken to. If I was only gonna read, I wouldn't even bother going either. Just because I'm reading doesn't mean I'm deaf or some crap, and it doesn't mean I'm ignoring them either.

That makes more sense, then. Though it's still hard to talk to someone who's reading (or impossible, if you read like me).

The impression I've gotten from hentai is that the people who actually watch it to get off have taken a few knocks too much to the head. People watching it for the amusement value, on the other hand...

For an example of this in action, watch Angel Blade. Just three words: "She's cumming lasers!"

You actually expect someone to sit by a guy who's reading when there's other options? Sitting down with a book is a way of saying people can ditch you, because when you sit down with that book, you signal that you're not really interested in company. Yeah, sure it would have been nice of him to say "I'm going over there", but as you had already withdrawn from his company by reading, can you really blame him?
Reading is pretty much the most asocial activity there is, so yeah....

Ak liek mah baubles young

Mah bauble murrrr =3

Those things he uses in the lower picture are awesome!

*Is currently curled up around a shiny bauble in the corner.*

Mrrrrrr =3

*Brings in the hookers. Some are even alive.*