*Sniffle.*

Oh. Okay. Si-, since you apparently wish for it, I shall become a pedo. FOR YOU! CHILDREN OF THE WORLD... Oh, shiny!

>.>

<.<

*Hides somewhere dark and cozy.*

And I would have you know I'm not a pedo, I'm just intellectually challenged!

Apparently. Which means one more reason to root for him and one reason to... erm... Sixteen is legal. Here. Must admit there's some aspects there that weren't entirely thought through, mostly because I think of sixteen and up as legal >.<
Silly Americans/Canadians.

[amazing!]

That is... amazing!

*Brain overloads and comes pouring out the ears due to the awesome.*

Once upon a time, there was a kid named Jasper. Jasper the kid was a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Then one day, the word went to hell on Jasper the kid, though and he rapidly stopped being a kid. After a bit time in a hostile environment, Jasper found other survivors, and was taken in by them. As thanks for the rescue, he decided to do his bit, and joined HALO.

One day, while looking for a bunch of idiot kids who'd been causing trouble, he found a bit more than he had bargained for. For a split second, the tought of letting the stake plunge flashed through his mind. It was followed even faster by... something else. There she was, the blond (delusional much) girl he had had a crush on as a kid. She was there, about to kill a troublemaker. However, he knew others wouldn't see it quite that way, so he intervened.

So yeah, Jasper actually has a major crush on Katie and is just going through Mau to get closer to her
I even managed to type that with a straight face.

*Takes the things out of the eyes and waits for a slightly drunk person to walk into the shower.*

That is amazing, and I want one. It would scare the living daylights out of people.

*Has one of those shirts, and frequently wears it.*

Anyways...

*Throws Kraven over a shoulder and runs off into the sunset, chased by a herd of mad sheep.*

AP: I am now rid of the bottle of rum I'd have trouble bringing back to Wales with me. (Packing glass bottles in a bag... bad idea.)

[in my mouth!]

PP: I'm slightly hung over. Seriously, I have a post-apocalyptic setting in my mouth!

[CUMMING LASERS!]

I know, that is amazing!

Anyway, last night I watched Banner of the Stars, 4 eps of Zettai Karen Children, Puni Puni Poemi and an episode of Angel Blade with two friends. Let's put it like this:

Banner of the Stars: Very good sci-fi, light drinking.

Zettai Karen Children: Good child based esper show. Lots of laughing, heavier drinking. (Mostly due to cheesyness and engrish.)

Puni Puni Poemi: My companions died a bit inside while I laughed. Heavy drinking. Very heavy drinking, actually. The show is a magical girl parody and is completely fuckings insane. You've not actually seen insane before you've seen that show. Oh, and it's banned in New Zealand as child porn. (It isn't, but I see why they would decide on it.) Worth watching, as long as you don't mind killing bits of your soul. So the soul-less ones of you should be fine.

Angel Blade is a hentai best summed up with the words "she's CUMMING LASERS!". Yeah. it's not the kind of shit you watch to get aroused, it's the kind of thing you watch with mates, while most of the way down at least one bottle (1l) of liquor. It's incredibly funny under those conditions. But if you actually watch it to get of, there might be something wrong with you...

I always skipped that one, I hated it SO MUCH!

Been playing more killing Floor. Apparently, my laptop runs it just fine, though I don't think I'll try a big six player game. Got a little lag when a lot happened at once.

WE'RE ALL WHORES!

OMGF SQUEE! Log's an Alien!

*Tackles Log, beats him with a shoe, and chains the remains somewhere in the garden.*

We'll have tea parties and you can marry the teddy bear and we'll call you Scalykins!

It took all I could do to keep from laughing when he caught me on it. I actually joked when we went to lunch, saying, "Dude, it's gonna suck if we get back to school and we're all suspended for skipping."

Then it's no wonder you got caught, it's called jinxing. Or as some other sources would have it, invoking the demon Murphy. Nasty fellow, that one.

I admit that the script will be delayed, since someone got distracted by Killing Floor.