TLO, you HAVE to. It's absolutely hilarious. AND it's what inspired me last night xD

I am dancing provocatively to Call Me Maybe right now. Alcohol may or may not be involved.

PP: My older sister is a morning radio personality here in NC. One of the other guys on the show is no longer with them, and a lot of his fans have all but rushed the station with torches and pitchforks. Many of them are talking shit about my sister and saying she's the one who should have left, that she's annoying, stupid, and doesn't know how to do her job.

Okay, calling her annoying and stupid? Yeah, that's rude and upsetting, but those are opinions and that really can't be helped. But don't ever fucking say she doesn't know how to do her job. They seem to forget that she went from intern to assistant producer rather quickly while still in college, got a job as a guest booker on a show in New York and co-hosted another in Michigan, all the while working for a big broadcasting corporation out of New York. Then she got the job here with around ten years of experience under her belt while STILL working her NY production job. Does that sound like someone who doesn't know what she's fucking doing? Because to accomplish all of that fresh out of college still sounds pretty impressive to me.

PP: That awkward moment when you ask your "best friend" if you're even still friends anymore...and get no response.

From what I've heard, I don't know if I even want to bother with New Game+ once I beat it. I'd throw my fucking controller through my tv.

Dragon's Dogma..."Oh, you have to escort this puny little merchant to a camp? Let me throw like twenty bandits, some goblins, and an armored cyclops at you. Oh, you defeated them, you say? Well, fuck you, here's a chimera, bitch. Have fun reloading."

I laughed way too hard at that.

...Rainbows, you say?

-starts looking into psychiatrists-

For what it's worth, I like you enough that you can bitch to me anytime.

PP: I get paid tomorrow, but can't cash the check until the next day due to the fact that I'll be working until well after the banks are closed. Looks like that car insurance payment is gonna be late...oops.

PP2: I look at all the good at my life and wonder why the hell I'm as unhappy as I am. Then I just hate myself even more for being such a sadsack and the cycle continues. I'm normally not one to turn to medication but...maybe I need to start chowing down on the happy pills.

Welcome back, Alex!

Oh hey, remember when you sent me this? Because I sure do.

AP: HOLY SHIT IT'S ALEX

Fix You by Coldplay. GUESS WHO'S CRYING HIS EYES OUT?

PP: I keep forgetting that my original username isn't Teezee, it's Taco Zombie, thus every so often when logging in, I get a brief moment of panic when I see That username does not exist.

I need to catch up. Last I remember, I was a few episodes into season three.

Granted, but after all the trouble you went through to get it running, you find yourself dissatisfied with the game.

I wish Amnesia: The Dark Descent worked on my laptop.