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661  Art Discussion / Music / Re: What are you listening to? on: September 20, 2009, 12:52:01 am
Lullaby No. 2 - Made Out of Babies

Even though it's just a filler track, I ADORE IT O_O
662  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: September 20, 2009, 12:27:29 am
WARNING: The following contains excessive use of the word "fuck." TZ is mad, please.

I did wake him up. I told him to get in his own fucking bed. He didn't fucking budge.

Tomorrow I'm telling him how the fuck things are going to happen, and if he doesn't comply, I'm out. You might wonder how that would be bad for him, but I'm the one who brought the flatscreen, the entertainment system, half of the video games, the window fan, the trash can, and the fridge. When you put it like that, I own most of this goddamn room, yet I'm the one who doesn't feel at home.

I'm the one who cleans up the messes. I'm the one who takes the trash out. I clean up the empty soda cans and candy wrappers around his desk and under the bunkbed. I pick up his bedding from the floor and put it back on his mattress. I find my hair brush and combs on his desk. I find office supplies I bought on his desk. I find a pair of headphones that were tucked away in my desk drawer jammed into his iPod. I wake up and hear him putting on my cologne sometimes. He scoffs when I nicely ask him to take the trash out one time. He has the gall to complain about me hanging my towels and washcloths on the towelrack on the door, even though he just tosses his on the pile of laundry on the floor by his dresser that makes it impossible to even open the door all the way. He waits until I go down to do my laundry, then runs down after me hoping he can throw his in, too. He tosses his muddy shorts in with my whites, turning them into off-whites. He asks me to get stuff for him because he's too fucking lazy to get up and get it himself. He spills shit all over my rug, then uses my bottled water to clean it up. He jokes and says that I'm doing my "womanly duty" when I clean up so the room won't look like a fucking landfill. He lets his friends barge in whenever they damn well please. He smoked pot in the room all fucking weekend, even after I asked him nicely to smoke somewhere else and explained why I don't want it in the room. AND NOW HE'S PASSED THE FUCK OUT IN MY MOTHERFUCKING BED AND PREVENTING ME FROM GETTING SOME MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP, AND I HAVE FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING LOST IT.

I used to be best friends with this asshole, but I can tell right now that this isn't going to work out. I'm fucking done. I can't put up with it anymore! I am not letting that son of a bitch ruin my freshman year, because motherfucker it has been shitty enough already.

You're right, Boomstick. I do let people walk all over me, and I need to fix that. Starting with this bastard sleeping on my fucking bunk.

[/TZRAGE]
663  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: September 19, 2009, 10:58:59 pm
I admit that being a non-partying, non-pot smoking virgin makes me feel incredibly inadequate when I'm with my camp friends, who are pretty much everything I'm not.

Take that, only change camp friends to roommate, and you have me. Only I don't feel inadequate, because I know there is nothing wrong with me, just like there is nothing wrong with you. Alex is right, you don't need any of that to have fun. Find some friends that have similar lifestyles and hang with them. I'm not saying you should dump the ones you have now, just have some others you can feel comfortable with.

My only problem is that I only have one of those. The rest are in different colleges.
664  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: September 19, 2009, 09:45:31 pm
PP: My roommate. Is asleep. On my fucking bed.

I am NOT about to sleep on his bed, so I get to go sleep in an armchair in the lounge.

Whoop-dee-mother-fucking-god-damn-doo.
665  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: September 19, 2009, 05:16:23 pm
It's a damn good thing I'm not as depressed as I used to be, or I'd have fucking killed someone by now.
666  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: The Anti-Peeve rides again! on: September 19, 2009, 01:18:59 pm
AP: My netbook arrives on Monday.
667  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: September 19, 2009, 01:18:18 pm
PP: I dropped my busted laptop off at the repair shop on Monday for a diagnostic. It is now Saturday and I have not been contacted. I walked to the shop when they were supposed to be open, and they were fucking closed. Again.

THEN I found out that the school offers free computer repair and technical support.

Fuck my life.
668  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: September 19, 2009, 12:32:48 pm
@TZ: :C *hug*
@Alex: Oh Lord. People kept filing noise disturbance complaints against our apartment because the drunk people like to hang around by our doorway. We'd literally have to go through the Magical Archway of Drunks to get inside. Fortunately our landlord knows us well enough to scoff at the idea of our throwing loud parties every week. ._.

At least you don't have potheads barging in whenever they damn well please.
669  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Images of you people, the ressurection! on: September 19, 2009, 02:13:20 am
Aw XD
670  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Images of you people, the ressurection! on: September 19, 2009, 01:05:16 am
I didn't know you were married, Psi.
671  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: September 19, 2009, 12:59:07 am
PP: Not having any fucking friends in college. I mean, I have a few friends from high school but I don't hang out with them much, save for the one I'm rooming with (let's not get on to that subject) And then there is my friend from elementary-middle school, but I'm scared one day she'll get tired of me playing third wheel with her and her boyfriend every Friday.

I hate this.
672  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: The Anti-Peeve rides again! on: September 18, 2009, 09:12:11 am
I like Alice c:
673  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Images of you people, the ressurection! on: September 18, 2009, 02:29:51 am
Log has a pretty.
674  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: The Anti-Peeve rides again! on: September 18, 2009, 12:29:48 am
AP: Having Scarborough Faire stuck in my head c:

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme~
675  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: September 18, 2009, 12:28:46 am
Be creative! Copulate in public!
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