Good and evil are objective.

-burns down orphanage-

For instance, I just rescued those orphans from a life doomed to misery, failure and rejection.

That's not evil, is it?


PP:  My computer sucks, but I want to play Company of Heroes.  This is quite a conundrum.

AP:  Inebriated Log.

PP:  My personal property being smited.

-frown-

These don't grow on trees, you know.

-plucks another flamethrower from his flamethrower tree-

PP:  Orphans.

-picks up ensouls-

You're not an orphan!  What are you doing in the orphan pile?

-sets ensouls out of the way and prepares the flamethrower-

AP:  Finally got d20 ranks in TiaRPF!

PP:  I'm bored as hell, and I've got nothing to do.

Pet Peeve:  Groups of people who stand right outside entrances and exits and chat like they've got no clue that they're blocking the doors.

SNOT AWARENESS!

-dramatic "let's get this done" pose-

PP:  I have to do heavy lifting today.

PP: Stringy phlegm.  That stuff that you cough up, and it comes out of your mouth, but hangs there, and you have to pull the other half out because it's hanging out in the back of your throat.  Jesus, I hate that so much...

-hands Log the TOFD-

This makes it that much easier to launch people across the Atlantic.

PP:  I do not have one of these IRL.  >.<

PP:  People with their brains in their pants.

PP:  People who make people having rain as their pet peeve their pet peeve.

Are you going to put a block on any of the feats we're able to select?

PP:  "Free" game downloads that turn out to be trial periods.

Seriously.  It takes me hours to download this crap because of my crap Internet connection.

-shakes fist at game companies-

And this is why I don't put holes in my body.