So guess who has a date?   

Stan you dog!

CONGRATS, RG!

So...much...adorbz...

Lookin' proper spiffin', Mr. Opus.

Also, I feel the Power of the Kilt, which is akin to the Power of Freeballing.

XD Thank you. Thank you very much.

I just wish the video didn't get kind of wonky when it got uploaded (the weird text thing). Might have something to do with my internet connection messing with the upload process. :C Cause the video's completely intact on my computer.

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IT'S FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKED UP, ANASTASIA.

On the plus side, I have some awesome beef jerky

This makes everything better always.

In other news, I made the internet a gift and I probably also made it throw up in its mouth a little bit.

Help yourselves.

CAN I!?

*Helps himself do various activities such as walk up stairs, use the restroom, and sleep*

We stole so much to make it happen! But it was so decked out that when we mow grass, it turned into shredded gold.

Eh? I thought that if you mowed gold, it turned into bluegrass music.

Granted. you save it, but you're killed in the fire. You are now damned to walk the earth as a ghost. Everything is really boring and all of the other ghosts don't want to hang out with you.

I wish everything was ready to go for my move in August.

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FoC and I seem to both be moving in August. XD

I have changed my avatar to something that suits my title.

Granted. When you install it, you black out and awaken within the game with no way of escaping until you beat it. And you completely forgot how to light your lantern.

I wish I weren't such a pansy when playing Amnesia, compared to how easily I play other survival-horror games.

Granted. You invent Tony Stark's penis. Accidentally. Your life is ruined at the realization and you kill yourself.

I wish Minecraft would work on my computer.

I was into Adventure Time years before it even came out. It's so beneath me now. Now I watch ironic black and white stop motion movies with ironic folk music in the background.

Excuse me, I have to go brush my ironically-sized beard parts.

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I actually haven't even seen a full episode of Adventure Time, to be honest. XD

I...
I think I'm ready to try and meet a few new ladies.

Make sure that, when shaking hands with them, you don't use your penis. It's just awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved. Trust me on this, dude.

DUDESOMEBODY. I'm on the forums and I just saw you. I was like "WUT" and looked around and found this thread and now I'm typing in this thread and yup.

I'm Zombacon over there, for anyone who's on the forums or somehow ends up there.

Anyway. Been waiting for this game since the company started up.

You have new chanel?
Y U NO TELL ME D:

XD I forgot to mention it. But I finally put up a video on my previous channel telling people about the move.

I can't wait to get all your tunes into my brainpan. Today is officially a good day.

8D !!!