Granted. The cops find out and they arrest you and make youe at fruit rollups for the rest of your life.

I wish YouTube would stop destroying my videos when I upload them.

EDIT: I think something is wrong when we have 3 of the same thread on one page (Corrupt A Wish).

A lot of Misfits is absolutely fucking awful. And, honestly, I really only give a shit about their Famous Monsters album. I don't understand the love of low quality mumbling. I mean, some of it is surprisingly enjoyable, compared to the rest of it, but mostly I just wind up skipping it.

I'm more of a Cramps kinda guy myself.

Anyway, where was I...Oh, right. *Farts*

*strikes a match and lights papa log's pipe*

*BOOM*

The Misfits? Is that some sort of a breakfast cereal? Or is it possibly the name of a horror movie? Kids these days and their gosh darn new slang words.

EDIBLE ZOMBIE TACO. *Grope*

Also, life = What you make it. That's an overused phrase, but it's true. Problems are only problems if we see them as problems. It's important to just not give a shit. Not to the point of being apathetic about everything, but to the point where all of the "bullshit" you come across is just that: Bull shit. And what do we do with bull feces? Walk around it. If the world didn't walk around it, then we would have died off a long time ago.

HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S A NEW SONG WHAT I DONE. Under a new channel, also.

*Was one of the bees*

*Is actually dead because he was one of the bees that got burnt*

*Is a dead burnt bee that died*

*Dead forever*

*Lathers body in bees n' honey*

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, BEEEEESSSS.

[Insert sexually explicit content here]

Decided a change of scenery would be nice.

This is why suburbs/rural areas are awesome, cause you can do this shit whenever you want. I prefer rural areas, though, because I am allergic to soccer moms and break out in hives whenever I enter a suburb.

[spoiler]Even though I'm living in one now. .__.;; [spoiler]*Scratch scratch*[/spoiler][/spoiler]

EDIT:
Also here's a recent photo of me.
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It's that homicidal look again, Yut. P-please don't hurt me...Please...

Booty butts!

Or like Tim makes the same characters over and over and over.

Or this. XD

Because it's cheaper to hire close friends.
And it's more fun to work with them.

Or this. XD

Or eggs make better potatoes than dogs

Or this. XD

:3

Like...Not even Night Before Christmas? Or Edward Scissorhands? Or Sweeney Todd? I didn't really like the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, or Alice in Wonderland. But I love everything else he's done.

And they are best buds from way back, sharing coke from the cooler or taking a jaunt down to the soda shop beside the comic book store.

This. Though I do find it insane that he puts Depp in all of his stuff. I can't complain much, though, since Depp fills his roles perfectly. It's almost like Tim is constantly testing him to see what kind of characters he can do.

I've never liked anything Tim Burton has made

:C