Eh? It's not choppy for me. And yes, she is much cute. She's nearly the perfect girl for me, but I'd need to know more about her. Buuuut...That won't be happening. XD

I admit that this ice-cream is awesome.

O_o Her? She's like...across the state. And she'd be like...the ultimate challenge. Cause she's...her. Look at the YouTube hits, after all. XDDD

"United States of Eurasia" - Muse

I admit that I...can't try. XD It's not a "like" like. I just think they'd be awesome girlfriends to have. I don't know them personally, so I don't know if we'd be really compatible. But I know we enjoy tons of the same things, and they're generally nice and caring. But, for example, they're completely out of my reach. Which sucks, but what can you do. XDDD

And now you know what I meant by "out of my reach". Hahah.

XD No trust me, the "out of reach" girls are literally out of reach. Like...I have no chance with them. Not due to whatever I feel about myself, but just cause of other boundaries.

@Yut: Aye, true...I can't wait for love. But then there's finding the right girl. All the awesome girls I know have boyfriends or are completely beyond my reach. There's only one girl that I could possibly ask out right now, but I'm not sure if we're as compatible as I'd thought. And I don't think she sees me as anything else than "that one guy I know".

@Boomstick: Yeah, you make good points. It's just all so hard to do. XD 21 years of the same thing and it just kinda sticks. It's gonna be a hard habit to break. Oh, and another reason I think girls might find me strange is because of my general appearance, outside of my size. Trust me...it's very confusing. Though...then again, they might see me as fascinating. XDDD

Then again, being a female Assassin means you have the ability to capture the eye, causing a possible slower reaction in the enemy. I'm pretty sure I'd have a pretty quick reaction though...But in a different way...

*Rushes off before he can say anything worse*

*Rushes back*

Nice work, btw.

*Rushes away again*

I just lost an entire damn post. Randomly. It just disappeared while I was typing. I hate this daemon computer. Let's try this again...

Here's my devART. I'm trying to get better, but currently I lack the necessary tools to do so.

My main profession is going to be 2D/3D animation and 3D modeling (with other professions on the side). I plan on working at a video game company (like Valve or Bethesda) or a movie company (like Pixar or Dreamworks). Once I know enough and have enough money and business background, I'll start my own company involving both movies and games both.

@Boomstick: I say "That's just cause I'm awesome" a lot though. XD Jokingly, but I still say it. And...that smiling thing seems like it would work. Though I might end up looking like a creepy rapist if I'm walking down the street smiling randomly. And I'm proud of my weirdness. I just don't think there are many girls who are. XD Aaaand...I've never seen The Notebook. And...don't think I want to. XD I don't want to lie to her, so I'd probably have to think of a different movie.

@MLE: XDDDD I admit that if a girl reacts positively to my weirdness I'd be quite happy. Though I'm not very good at...saucying....er...crocheting...er...croqueting...er...sashaying...

@Dodom: XD Gahahahah, bestest hat ever. And good luck with yer plant.

@MLE: I read "coydog" as "cyborg". I lol'd.

I admit that the best way to get a girlfriend is to just ask.

Easy for you to say. Here, let's see:

1. I admit that I'm a shy bastard.

2. I admit that I'm 6' 3", always look pissed off, and look like I could bench press The Hulk.

3. I admit that I'm weird as fuck, as you've already noticed.

Not easy for me to just walk up to a girl and ask her out.

I prefer this.

I admit that I would be tempted to say: "If you were my real [insert family member here], then you'd know how many cardboard pancakes I consumed last Winter." Or any random, obscure thing.

I admit that sometimes I hope that girls will feel pity on me when I'm wining about not having a girlfriend. But then I come to my senses. XD

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"Uprising" - Muse