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BAGS

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HATERS GONNA HATE.

Welcome to the club rice.

4 years ago, I'm sure neither of you would have thought you'd have a kid right now. The times, man, they're going all fast and shit.

[spoiler]And I will accidentally continue to be a bachelor for my entire life.[/spoiler]

Does it have to be literal burning, or does fapping with a handful of tabasco count?

Depending upon the frequency of the fap, one might not need tabasco to feel burning.

Congrats, RG!

"Please don't let your own or others' genitalia burn. It is bad for both the environment and the economy and probably the ozone layer."

That old, pissed off granny reminds me of Ping Pong Club.
Which still scars my mind.
The wrinkly...

THIS AIN'T NO GRANNY, SON.

i wanna put my weiner in that i gotta know what is she?! aaah! what is zelda!

wat

I want to kill Sammich's avatar with fire SO BAD.

AND FROM THE FIRE IT WILL RETURN ANEW.

Someone fix my ps3 media server so I don't have to mess with it any more.

'kay thanks, guise!

I fixed it just now. But you'll need to figure out how to travel into the alternate reality that I fixed it in.

It's past 4am.

Why am I awake...

...

I want a fruit roll-up.

...

Dogs are forever in the push-up position...

Trigun: Badlands Rumble.

I missed Vash.  This is so good.

I watched this shit in a theater. It was the greatest experience ever. So fucking awesome.

Wrapping up some 2011 anime; finished Ben-To and nearly done with Usagi Drop.

Loved both of these so much. <3

Also, it is mandatory that everyone here watches gdgd Fairies. IMMEDIATELY.

I had a dog named Buddy 

Did he go around telling people "DUN WARRY IT'S K"?

I need a better place to watch anime online.

Try AnimeUltima. Ees good. Though I get my anime from...an entirely different source...

When I was smoking the other night, I made a decision. Tomorrow, I'm going to call and make an appointment with a counselor. I probably should have done it three years ago. I've pretty much always had problems with being happy with myself, but I've hit a point where I realized that I either have to go and get help, or I'm not sure I'll be able to deal with this anymore.
I don't mean to sound like, I dunno, some kind of drama queen lately, so if I've come off that way, I'm sorry. I might not post for a little while, but I'll check back in when I know more about what's going on.

Good luck with things, dude.

i dont get that dog at all

It's positive affirmation dog.  Where have you been?

IT IS BUDDY, THE "DON'T WORRY" DOG.

WHEN THERE IS TROUBLE...



BUDDY AND HIS SIDE-KICK KO-BUDDY WILL HEAL YOUR WOUNDED HEART.



BEHOLD, ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF BUDDY'S SUPERHERO ABILITIES.

"I've had a girlfriend"
"People respect my feelings at least enough to lie about something they'd think would affect me emotionally"
"I'm working 40 hours, which means decent pay"
"I don't have to deal with bullshit customers because it's overnight"
"I'm dealing with the exact same problems as everyone else--even less so"
"My life is a-okay and I shouldn't worry about it"