nope, people on antibiotics or after heavy drinking are the worst farts;P

IT'S FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKED UP, ANASTASIA.

indeed.

PP: im an idiot, i went to my cousins wedding party in a car.

AP: Getting drunk with my old children friends. C:

the only part that i read at first. And was like "WHOA"

I consider the "first world problems" idea as just a lot of irony for example:
what happened to me about a week ago, when i was searching for some in a bag, and other food kept blocking me away from it. i thought "I'm having a first world problem, and this is funny""

Granted, now there are no wrinkles in clothes whatsoever. Casual fridays stop.


I wish Fiveofclubs shot someone i dont like, instead of me.

Granted. You are fiveofclubs. (FoC, please do not be offended by that)


I wish FoC does not find my joke offensive.

I don't know why people bitch so much about microsoft. I like their system (of course, i dont know any others, but i like it!)
and their learning materials on the internet are exceptionally good and vast. So.... has anyone seen a complete course on C, C++, visual C++ (kinda same thing:P) Visual Basic and many others on Apple's website? also, its ALL free!

But it's a good one, right? I recently admired my own penis, something I haven't done for... years, at least. I mean, I spend a lot of time with it, but most of that is in the dark and shameful. But, I was pleasantly surprised that good old Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a much better fighter than he used to be.

Yes, i was taking a shower, I looked down, and all i thought was: "WOAH! awesome"

My penis grew. At least an inch. I have noticed that today in the shower. This discovery felt weird, i have to admit.

Granted. Thread dies, and its the last page of it.


I wish the typo in the topic title didnt bother me:p

AP: got accepted for the specialisation that i want. Industrial Programming. Shit is gonna be so cool:D

Cosmopolis. I have no idea what this movie was about. All i know is that it was supposed to be a metaphore of people who rule the world now. Bud daaaamn, this was so bad.

Probably its a gift from Opus.

It does seem a tad unnecessary...

And funny, a good meal might change you into another person!