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2716  General Discussion / Movies/TV Discussion / Re: ...The Human Centipede? on: April 23, 2010, 12:02:10 pm
Sammich... just so you know I am never speaking to you again...

How many ways is this bad?

Stereotypes:

German mad scientest much?

Ditzy girls.

The token black man.

The directorial stye...

ah fuck it.  Let's just jump to the concept. 


It's a FUCKING SHIT TRAIN!  WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL?  Is this the next step in horror after torture porn? 

Movie exec:  Saw isn't grossing people out anymore, what do we do?

Other movie exec:  We need to up the squick factor.  But what's grossers than torture porn?

Retarded food service guy changing the cofee filter:  I don't know about ya'll but eating shit is pretty gross.  One time my mama said to me...

MOVIE EXECS TOGETHER:  He's a fucking genius!  Give him a check.

SATAN:  Yes my children, go forth and destroy the minds of people everywhere.  I will give you the money to finance this film, I'll give you the money to finance THREE.  For I am the prince of darkness and the pain of humanity amuses me.


2717  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: April 23, 2010, 11:48:48 am
Nope.  But I do hate most rap.

Do you hate rap?
2718  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: April 23, 2010, 11:46:08 am
Yea, I have the same problem with Jack Daniels.
2719  Art Discussion / Art / Re: Sammich's Artburgers on: April 23, 2010, 11:44:37 am
War penguin is awesome!
2720  Art Discussion / Art / Re: Stuff you've made, Mk. II on: April 23, 2010, 11:30:31 am
Since my ego can't sustain it's own art thread I'll just toss this in here.  After a VERY long time of not drawing anything I present...

Franken Fran

Drawn this morning with pencil and marker.
2721  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Gameplan - Where do you go? on: April 23, 2010, 09:47:48 am
My response would be to move this to the Zombie Survival plan thread where it belongs.
2722  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: April 23, 2010, 09:25:22 am
Beer!

What's for dinner?
2723  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Awesome image 2: Return of Raptor Jesus on: April 23, 2010, 08:09:51 am
...are you a closet Pastafarian, TLO?

Nope. 

What else could it have been TLO if not the FSM?

Something original?
2724  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: L4D2 The Passing !spoiler! on: April 23, 2010, 08:03:29 am
I think I get to say "I told you so" now  Tongue

But yea, I think everyone already had it figured out anyway.  I downloaded the Passing last night and will be playing it shortly.
2725  General Discussion / Travel / Re: Countries you've been in on: April 23, 2010, 07:54:09 am
Was I the only one who saw Bomb Land insteaad of Bonbon Land? I reckon Bomb Land would be equally fun Grin

Nope, I also saw it.

I haven't been around much.

Most of the US including Alaska.
Canada
Mexico.
2726  Roleplaying / Role Playing Sign up and OOC / Re: Anyone interested in Hunter RP? (oWoD) on: April 23, 2010, 07:52:34 am
It's ok, our characters are still planning their next move.

2727  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: What did we learn today? (Apart from that australian wine rocks.) on: April 23, 2010, 07:32:25 am
Okay, don't get me wrong... the story itself is interesting. But when your teacher stops it every six lines to explain what Hamlet's latest "woe is me/revenge on Claudius" soliloquy meant, it's pretty damn hard to focus. Shit gets kinda repetitive; it isn't hard to figure out what Hamlet's bitching about this time.
Hamlet's a pussy...

Nah, he's not a pussy, he's indecisive.  Don't look at Hamlet from the "Shakespere is art" point of view, look at from the cynical "Shakespere owned the theater he was writing the plays for and had to maintain audience interest."  As badass as it would have been for Hamlet to stab his uncle in the back and send his doomed soul straight to hell it would have been to short a play if he had.  Hamlet instead prolonged the play by never acting decisively.   
2728  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Awesome image 2: Return of Raptor Jesus on: April 22, 2010, 09:05:36 pm
It's the flying spaghetti monster!

C'mon, everyone else said the same thing when they saw it right?
2729  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: What did we learn today? (Apart from that australian wine rocks.) on: April 22, 2010, 09:02:53 pm
TIL that Hamlet is a spectacular sleep aid, no matter what form it comes in--book, movie, book-on-tape. All are equally boring and nothing short of a shot of adrenaline can keep me awake.

Lies!

Go watch the movie Strange Brew.  Tis the story of Hamlet with beer and Canadians and laughter.
2730  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: April 22, 2010, 04:37:13 pm
Late May or early June of 2006, whenever Randy at Something Positive first linked to TZH.

You?
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