Sammich... just so you know I am never speaking to you again...
How many ways is this bad?
German mad scientest much?
The token black man.
The directorial stye...
ah fuck it. Let's just jump to the concept.
It's a FUCKING SHIT TRAIN! WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL? Is this the next step in horror after torture porn?
Movie exec: Saw isn't grossing people out anymore, what do we do?
Other movie exec: We need to up the squick factor. But what's grossers than torture porn?
Retarded food service guy changing the cofee filter: I don't know about ya'll but eating shit is pretty gross. One time my mama said to me...
MOVIE EXECS TOGETHER: He's a fucking genius! Give him a check.
SATAN: Yes my children, go forth and destroy the minds of people everywhere. I will give you the money to finance this film, I'll give you the money to finance THREE. For I am the prince of darkness and the pain of humanity amuses me.