Heh, I'm the wrong one to ask that question. I'm apparently one of the few guys who doesn't find unreachable goals a turn on.
Have you heard the rant/sketch Bill Hicks did on homosexuality? In particular the books Heather has two mommies and Daddies new room mate? (You should.)
Excellent illustration of a classic double standard. Not delivered with the same level of rage his best bits have but I always chuckle at it.