I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I moosh the BLUE moth?

PP: Someone broke my favorite purple lighter at work by dropping it, and when I stooped down to pick it up, my pants split up the crotch. Thank God I was wearing an apron all night.

Bonus ManPoints if you just took off the ripped pants and said your apron was a KILT.

Not exactly a PP, more of a ragesplosion.

Few months back, I was run over by an SUV (driven by a supervisor) at work. Injured my hip and ankle.
Comp insurance company decided that my superiors did not send me to the right doctor and changed the person treating me (after two visits).
New doctor is a complete fail and cannot seem to find anything wrong with a hip that is visibly bruised, swollen and mostly unusable.
New doctor decides I need BACK SURGERY. Yeah ...not happening. How about that hip?
Doctor says he has done all he can for me medically. I still hurt and lurch around like Igor.
I try to get a second opinion and find out that I can't get SEEN by another doctor until I have a "letter of denial" from the insurance company (who won't talk to me).
I get a lawyer (two, actually).
Now, insurance company REALLY won't talk to me.
I get fired for not working (because I CAN'T ...but the doctor seems to think I'm fine ...personal opinion is that I got fired for having legal representation).
Lawyers can't seem to manage to get the letter of denial from the insurance company so I can't get medical treatment.
I just get a @#$!ING BILL IN THE MAIL FROM THE ORIGINAL DOCTOR MY JOB SENT ME TO BECAUSE THE INSURANCE COMPANY DECLINED TO PAY IT.


I guess my PP is that I'm not allowed to twist people's heads off.

The snake is a lie!

Woo!
Despite my best efforts, I survived another year! 
Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys. Much appreciated.

From sneak with a bow that does 366 points of damage.
(will take a photo of it and edit it in)
It's all just gear and perks ...with 100 archery.


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I made some gear that had fortify blacksmithing on it (ring, gloves and ...I think ...hat) ...made fortify blacksmithing and enchanting potions ...bought additional potions from the alchemist.
Drank several different strengths of blacksmithing pots before improving the bow, then several enchanting pots before enchanting it.
I was in sneak with the perks for a damage multiplier from stealth (and all the perks in damage as well)

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I also use enchantments on my gear that improve my ranged and one-handed damage.

Just made $20 from a buddy who bet me I couldn't one-hit a dragon in Skyrim.
>:3

That's ...just ...wow.
God, that's vile.
Think I need to bleach my brain now.

I had read about this and my initial reaction was enthusiastic.
...then, I thought " ...what can they possibly add? What NEEDS to be added to the original?"

Yeah.
Nothing.

That one reminds me of Slimer from Ghostbusters, Badger!

What if the zombies only noticed people that paid attention to them?

Ravenous Bugblatter Zombies of Traal?

An acquaintance of mine swears that tequila and/or heroin causes tattoos to spontaneously appear on his body.

Should be a national campaign.

...sage advice, indeed.




FOR SHIENSH! (hic)

Glad I could help.