The Zombie Hunters Forum: WE GO THERE.
December 13, 2018, 09:13:16 pm *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Do you want me to drive?  'Cause I can drive y' know.
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 10
 on: December 07, 2018, 08:02:33 pm 
Started by DochSavage - Last post by Anonymoose
Funny how a bit of binge watching can affect one....

Zombomar: Post-human infected who was, at one time, the baddest man in the whole damn housing projects.

Power: He has a trench cost, quite possibly armored, most definately cool, and a big f@$king shotgun. In addition, he is a master tactician, a natural leader, a big fan of psychological warfare, has the ability to leap from 5th floor balconies with little damage and can hold a grudge like nobodies business. His most feared ability is his complete immunity to zombarbies of any type. Not even the rightly feared Zombie Mistress has a chance with him.

Scary: That all depends on if you have something he wants, or if youve pissed him off, or if get you stupid on Sunday, or if you cut in line...... The list goes on a bit, though there is one common theme. As long as you don't make him angry you should be ok. This one kinda needs a reason to gnaw upon you. If you piss him off, however, he WILL shiv you right in anus while whispering sweet words of potential molestation in your ear. You have been warned.

Threat scenario: Given his only known weaknesses are psychotic and heavily armed children and Honey Nut Cheerios, there is precious little advice on surviving an encounter with a threat of this magnitude. One can either scrounge around for possibly the last box of breakfast cereal or scoop up one of the neighbor kids as best suits the situation. Surprisingly, though one can easily avoid any possibly negative outcomes by simply listening to the local inhabitants. If one of them starts screaming "Zombomar comin, Zombomar comin!", just get the f@$k out of his way.

 on: December 05, 2018, 06:34:37 pm 
Started by HK-47 - Last post by DochSavage
Seen it at B&N....Nice.

 on: December 05, 2018, 05:50:39 pm 
Started by HK-47 - Last post by Jetraymongoose
It's not much of a read but I got the Dungeons & Dragons Art and Arcana book for my birthday. That thing is gorgeous!

 on: December 05, 2018, 05:49:17 pm 
Started by Grammer - Last post by Jetraymongoose
Congrats! Mine just turned 9 months on the 19th!

Congrats! My other one is 2 1/2, she's a real hurricane

 on: November 30, 2018, 05:13:18 am 
Started by DochSavage - Last post by Anonymoose
Am I the only one who sometimes wonders if this reality of ours isn't just some huge virtual reality program desperately in need of a major software patch?

I mean, the same shit just keeps happening over and over again and the results just get harder to resolve. We keep having the same issues, the same money and relationship problems, the same inability to learn from the mistakes of previous generations.

It's kinda like life is a new Elder Scrolls or Fallout game and they haven't gotten around to the first big software patch.

(On a personal note: F@$k Fallout 76, seriously, f@$k that game. I still have a copy of Fallout 3 and I'll use it if I have to!)

 on: November 28, 2018, 09:26:15 pm 
Started by DochSavage - Last post by DochSavage

Yes.  That number.
"The answer to life, the universe, and everything".

Computer Nerds out there?  (Yeah, me too.)
Remember ASCII encoding?  Where A = 65, etc.?

Well, 42 translates to "*", the asterisk.

You use this one when you're pattern matching, remember?
The wildcard character?

So, the answer is...whatever you want it to be.

 on: November 21, 2018, 11:41:41 pm 
Started by DochSavage - Last post by Anonymoose
Ok, since it has been a while.....

Tzombnami: Post human infected who either kicked it while on the water or were tossed in after and now wash up on occasion like storm surge with the munchies.

Power: Propelled by a combination of ravenous hunger and the tide, this thing is worse than getting between the buffet line and Clan Tubbalardie. The only real difference is the zombies stop to gnaw upon you and not just trample your ass as acceptable collateral damage.

Scary: What the hell do you think, fool? Did you see the trampling and gnawing as standard behavior part? And how about that hiding underwater until they can jump out on your monkey ass?

Threat Scenario: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach. Kiting. That is really the only option here, but your cardio better be top notch cause running in sand is a bitch.

 on: November 21, 2018, 04:07:13 pm 
Started by DochSavage - Last post by Anonymoose
Holy Shit-stain Jeebus, Batman!! The forums are back. I knew all of those sexual favors would pay off eventually.... And whats a little chafing if it means the forums are back?

Cthullu (pbhn) says: I do not know him, no comment, no pictures, no comments....

Elder Evils. For them, dysfunctional love is the only kind that exists.

 on: November 19, 2018, 04:19:47 pm 
Started by DochSavage - Last post by TheLastOutlaw
Back in business, whoo!

 on: November 19, 2018, 09:48:28 am 
Started by DochSavage - Last post by DochSavage
...and there was much rejoicing!
 Afro He love you long time He love you long time Afro
 Outlaw with an upgrade totally a lie...
 Slow Going...
 Roll Eyes

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 10
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!