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 11 
 on: January 28, 2016, 10:15:05 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Also you can't burp in space as gravity doesn't hold the solids down so a burping match would quickly become a bulimics convention.

Bulimia Convention? Isn't that the one where they nominate the other honest and genuine individual named Clinton to be president?

Personal Edit: See Kitjo, I can too refer to her as something besides the other lying bitch named Clinton (insert slobbery raspberry sound here).

 12 
 on: January 27, 2016, 02:23:36 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Lsn
Also you can't burp in space as gravity doesn't hold the solids down so a burping match would quickly become a bulimics convention.

 13 
 on: January 27, 2016, 02:19:08 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Lsn
I used to work as a beekeeper and on hangover days you really feared the zipper to your hood getting stuck and having vom all down your front never happened but man the fear.

 14 
 on: January 26, 2016, 08:17:51 pm 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
In space, no one can hear you fart. Well, if they can't hear you scream it stands to reason, right?

 15 
 on: January 26, 2016, 08:15:46 pm 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
If you think beer fart in a wetsuit sounds nasty, can you even imagine sharting in a spacesuit?

Personal Edit: Yes, Dylan your uncle can be grosser than you. I've been doing this a looong time, buddy, and that only makes me old, not less juvenile.

 16 
 on: January 26, 2016, 12:59:27 pm 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
What should be written on signs as you drive out of Texas: "You are now escaping Texas. We'll get you next time."

 17 
 on: January 26, 2016, 12:57:18 pm 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
What should be written on signs as you drive into Texas: "Welcome to Texas, may whatever God you believe in have mercy on you, ours won't."

 18 
 on: January 26, 2016, 12:53:26 pm 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Beer and Cookie, a Three Girl Death Squad and the one with all the hair and the hockey mask tattoo on his face.

Encounters I kinda wish had taken place outside of my last shadowrun. Considering how they went down.......

 19 
 on: January 26, 2016, 12:44:06 pm 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Sleep is so overrated I went three days without sleep once and i was fine I didn't start seeing weird shit that wasn't there or anything like that

Cthullu (pbhn) says: Sleep is for the weak, and so is best avoided. Also, it's usually when the monsters under the bed come out to chew on things.

So, to be strong and not get gnawed upon, never sleep.

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 on: January 26, 2016, 02:39:15 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Lsn
Worst thing about a two year old sleeping in my bed. Waking up to a wet bed and it's not my pee.

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