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 on: November 16, 2015, 12:11:58 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by TheLastOutlaw
No, actually it was just a missing comma, as in "Damn, people." Y'know, using 'damn' as an exclamatory part of the sentance structure. And, no again, I meant nothing towards Jenny, which is why I made my post about posting on the forum without mentioning Jenny at all.

You, however, being little more than the smartest person in this little room (but, only when you're here alone, right?), I'm not at all surprised you were'nt able to see either point (until I got in the room anyways).

PS: Cthullu (praised be his name) wants me to tell you he's seen your mom's boobs too and invites you to do your own math from there.

You're seriously going to slam my intelligence for not having the psychic wherewithal to know you made a typo?  A simple explanation regarding your intent would have been one thing, I've been in the same boat myself where an accidentally left out word or other typo completely changes the tone of a message.  But no, you went above and beyond to be as douche like as possible.  I appreciate the passion for wanting to reinvigorate the forum but that does not give you free reign to be an ass.  Consider this your first warning.

 on: November 16, 2015, 11:35:22 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
 "Once, there was the Void, nothing but nothing wherever you went. And then, with an explosion reminesent of a proffesional wrestler's enterance, the Creator made an appearance and then there was light, and people could see what they were doing and the Void was no more. And then, Cthullu, praised be his name, showed up and shit just went sideways...."

From the Book of Cthullu, published by Choasium Press, edited by who do think, fool?

 on: November 16, 2015, 11:01:27 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Earl (after a stretch of contomplative introspection): Val, ya ever thought about maybe doin somthin else?
Val (baffled as to where that came from): Like what? What else are we trained to do, Earl?
Earl (having been reintroduced to the reality of the situation): Good point.
Val (noting his friends reaction): On the plus side though, we are the BEST at what we do!
Earl (chuckling): Yeah, I'll give you that....
Ctthullu (mind crushing them both without lifting a psionic finger): Can you imagine how much it would hurt to get hit in the nads with a brick flail?

Elder Evil. They'll go there on you.

 on: November 16, 2015, 10:23:44 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Cthullu says: Kicking them while they are down is the best time to kick them. You don't have to lift the appendage so high off the ground to get it to their ass.

Elder Evil. Apex oppprtunists, every one of them.

 on: November 16, 2015, 10:14:47 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
The Neice (after being introduced to the zombie hunters comic): Sammy rocks!
Me (knowing full well the answer): Why is that?
The Neice (giving me that 'silly uncle' look): BRICK FLAIL! And I heart looting too!
Me (thinking 'that's my girl'): Yeah, she's just cool like that.
The Niece (after a bit of a pause): I want to make a brick flail.
Me (already hoping this is a phase she'll grow out of): What?!
The Niece (without missing a beat): It'll fit in my back pack, I can show my friends at school, and if my little brother goes in my roo....
Me (already hearing the lecture): Ummm, kid, about that.
The Niece (COMPLETELY out of the blue): Can you imagine how much it would hurt to get hit in the nads with a brick flail?
Me (frontal lobe locking up): ...............

Man Truth. You wanna be careful how you act around kids, guys. 'Cause they're impressionable, fool.

 on: November 16, 2015, 09:30:18 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
There is no better way to "walk in like you own the room" than with a nice volley of flash bangs to precede you.

 on: November 16, 2015, 09:26:47 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Flash bangs. They bring out the sparkle in more than just the girl's eyes...

 on: November 15, 2015, 05:21:49 pm 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
I know, but it's not dead yet... We can save it. We have the talent, the discipline, excess free time...

What? Oh, right... Cthullu (pbhn) says he likes it here, so I'll be sticking around. I'm a good minion like that.

 on: November 15, 2015, 05:14:10 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
As it says on facebook (thanks again kid for explaining the little f on the main page, your neandrathal uncle appreciates it) Jenny has some issues shes working out.

To Jenny: The most important thing is to remember you are not alone. And I know too well what effects this can have on creativity, too well. Don't worry though, we've got this. You take your time and do it right and Sammy wil be brick-flailing her way back into our hearts soon enough.

Man Truth, gentlemen. Yes, I did just say that because I am somewhat intimidated by the assertive woman with the BRICK-FLAIL and proven history of using it....

 on: November 15, 2015, 05:00:10 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Lsn
Isn't she playing games to support kids in need?

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