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 61 
 on: December 31, 2015, 04:06:05 pm 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Tough Love. If you live through it, you're usually better behaved. And that's a good thing, right?

 62 
 on: December 31, 2015, 10:59:51 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Question: What's the best way to drive a woman crazier?

Answer: "I'll tell you later."

Man Truth. You want to be careful using this one guys. You drop this once too many times on the wrong female of the species and she WILL jack your monkey ass up in ways man was not built to be bent. You have been warned.

 63 
 on: December 30, 2015, 11:46:18 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Love is holding your mother's hand during chemo. Happiness is feeling her squeezing back.

 64 
 on: December 30, 2015, 11:25:01 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
WalMart. It's like Wonderland for rednecks, republicans and others who don't quite mesh with polite society. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing.... should you find yourself interred, I mean employed by WalMart and all.

 65 
 on: December 28, 2015, 12:27:27 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
A straight up boot in the gilhoolies may not be the most politically correct way to end a conversation, yet can be both amazingly effective and personally fulfilling if used in the proper circumstances. When talking to politicians, for example.

 66 
 on: December 27, 2015, 07:34:09 pm 
Started by Dnager Schade - Last post by Anonymoose
Actually, it would make more sense for Jasper McAsshat to be working with Dr. Megan. Since the Doc had left Charlie to guard Katie (and the rest, of course) and Milo was becoming a pain in the wrong ass, Jasper had to fake Milo's death so he could hide out with the Doc, who's body was also not recovered.

I think we should be looking forward to Jenny borrowing Sammie's brick-flail to club them all for making her cry. I can see her going a bit more sideways and harp sealing the whole lot of them.

 67 
 on: December 27, 2015, 06:29:26 pm 
Started by Dnager Schade - Last post by IronBrig4
Maybe Milo is off on a covert operation and had to fake his own death. Jasper would have enough rank to be in on it as well.

 68 
 on: December 27, 2015, 11:40:10 am 
Started by Dnager Schade - Last post by azyreblue
I was thinking the same thing. That somehow Milo is still alive and hiding out somewhere. But then why hasn't he come out of hiding? I mean, has he not missed his gf? Also, I'm just waiting to see Charlie totally lose it.

 69 
 on: December 27, 2015, 10:09:44 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
C@#t Punt. Quite possibly the most hideously hilarious rhyme in the english language. Intentional or otherwise.

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 on: December 27, 2015, 10:03:25 am 
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The Fourteenth Law of Man: Thou shall pay attention to what thou art doing, fool.

Modern translation: "I said where did he go and Hollywood said where did who go...", or, "Caw, caw, bang, f@#k, you're dead." Depending on current circumstances and relationship to whomever is saying it.

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