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 on: November 14, 2015, 12:10:01 pm 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Anyone know a good hitman... Oh, wait of course not, 'cause if you did and you talked you'ld be dead, gotcha. Ok, so for anyone who 'doesn't' know a hitman (wink, wink), I 'might' know someone (not me, mind you) who couldn't use their services (know what I mean?).

There's this guy at Whole Foods that made the mistake of telling me (a devout minion of Cthullu (praised be his name), you've been warned) that baloney is made with the same stuff as hot dogs, it's just in a different shape to fool stupid humans.

Now as it turns out Cthullu (praised be his name) liked his baloney, though I believe what torqued him off was being compared to a stupid human. Unfortunately, he's Cthullu (praised be his name) and is a bit too high on the food chain to smoke some talking monkey over baloney.

So you see where this has gotta go....

 on: November 14, 2015, 11:51:50 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
I sense a disturbance in the force, as if many intangible eyes were upon me.... Or maybe scads of "others" logged in as guests.....

Note: For those of you wondering what the hell I'm babbling about, when I logged in there 43 people on the board. 38 were in this thread when I checked the user list.... It's almost like I had real friends, but not really, y'know?

 on: November 14, 2015, 09:49:16 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
And yet again the one receives only rejection.....

 on: November 14, 2015, 09:34:21 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Oooh, another, again. The one is happier, but not getting his hopes up this time...

 on: November 14, 2015, 09:00:10 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End..." - Me, recently, to a package of Nutter Butters™ before they went missing.

Man Truth. I blamed it on the cat. I was gonna blame it on the kids again, but after framing them for unauthorized use of the debit card at a couple of local strip clubs the other night.....

 on: November 14, 2015, 08:55:22 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Bill the Cat bit the head off a cow!! A mother humpin COW! That was one helluva show, though it's gonna take awhile to get all the stains out.

 on: November 14, 2015, 08:13:16 am 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
I was kinda hoping for the same thing, though in my experience, when the comic's forum isn't any livelier than the comic schedule you've got more than just real life problems.

I mean, if you're building a brand you want to farm loyalty like crops that will feed your family through the winter. Best way to do that is with an invested fan base able to carry water for you when needed. Community is a resource that must be built. But, more importantly, it must be maintained. The Goblins comic is a great example. Thunt went sideways for awhile, and the active forum kept right on supporting the brand until he got back in the game.

That may have existed here once, but now? There's no updates on the site, no real communication with the base and this place is a tomb.... Ungood tidings, if you ask me.

 on: November 14, 2015, 07:48:14 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
Hot and crazy. They go together like... well, hot and crazy, really.

 on: November 14, 2015, 07:29:16 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
I am my sunshine, my only sunshine,
I make me happy all night and day......

Though I have to give credit where credit is due, so here's to Rosey and her five sisters. You go girls. Keep up the good work and we'll keep gettin it done.

 on: November 14, 2015, 07:17:50 am 
Started by Anonymoose - Last post by Anonymoose
I once asked a catholic priest about exorsisms. He asked who was possessed. I said me and his name is Cthullu and he wants me to tell you he saw your mom's boobs once but they weren't worth the price of admission for the rest of the tour.

He threw me out of His church. Out. Of. The. Church. The priest did this......

NO SANCTUARY FOR YOU!! - The Church Nazi.

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