Anyone know a good hitman... Oh, wait of course not, 'cause if you did and you talked you'ld be dead, gotcha. Ok, so for anyone who 'doesn't' know a hitman (wink, wink), I 'might' know someone (not me, mind you) who couldn't use their services (know what I mean?).
There's this guy at Whole Foods that made the mistake of telling me (a devout minion of Cthullu (praised be his name), you've been warned) that baloney is made with the same stuff as hot dogs, it's just in a different shape to fool stupid humans.
Now as it turns out Cthullu (praised be his name) liked his baloney, though I believe what torqued him off was being compared to a stupid human. Unfortunately, he's Cthullu (praised be his name) and is a bit too high on the food chain to smoke some talking monkey over baloney.
So you see where this has gotta go....