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 91 
 on: October 03, 2016, 08:44:21 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
Chuck Norris. So bad ass He wears a leather codpiece with spikes on the INSIDE! For His pleasure.

 92 
 on: October 03, 2016, 08:28:54 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
This new MacGuyver... It's kinda like Dougie Hauser, CIA.

 93 
 on: October 03, 2016, 08:08:37 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
Zombie: Brains!!

Blonde: Help me sweet Jeebus!

Zombie: Munch, munch, munch.

(An hour or so later.)

Zombie: Funny, I'm hungry again....

 94 
 on: October 03, 2016, 07:17:10 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
If you want to end a coversation with a liberal, wait for your moment and say; "That's all well and good, but what about Donald Trump in a banana hammock?" When they get that Error 404 expression locked in, you just turn and walk the f@#k away.

Note: Do not do this to a conservative. Saying anything about Hillary Clinton in 'Peek-a-Boo' boy-cuts is considered assault with intent in some districts. They shoot your monkey ass for that in Texas. Then again it's Texas. What won't they shoot you for there?

 95 
 on: October 03, 2016, 06:58:37 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
On this weeks Adventures of Val and Earl:

Val, ever the optimistic opportunist, assists the Haskell girl with a bit more than saving the 'family plot' from encroaching dangers while Earl drunkenly bonds with Otis, the cactus, as he laments his inability to find a partner who can use the head that doesn't get them BOTH into trouble. Fan favorite Cthullu (pbhn) pops in during half-time with a nice recipe for kalamari chili and baked sliders perfect for tailgating.

 96 
 on: October 03, 2016, 11:49:11 am 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
I sometimes think it would be cool to have force powers. A little bit ago though, I watched several women walk out of a Starbucks™ in yoga pants. Man Truth, if I had force powers I'd be Jared Fogel's cellmate in about three and a half minutes. Sometimes I'm glad I don't have force powers.

I never thought I'd ever say that.

 97 
 on: October 02, 2016, 10:05:07 am 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
Cthullu (pbhn) says: There are benefits to dwelling in the desert beyond it being the last place anyone would look for something that is supposed to rise from the depths of the oceans some day. For example, the redhead next door, sunbathing in only a thong and a smile.....

 Grin Schwiiing batta batta!

Elder Evils. Proudly proving that males of the species, or those with male-enough parts, are like that, no matter what the species.

 98 
 on: September 29, 2016, 07:48:24 pm 
Started by TheLastOutlaw - Last post by Anonymoose
After 3000 years I'm free, and I come back to a nearly empty board.

Very sad. :<

Cthullu (pbhn) says: This is what happens when you lack loyal (or dominated to the point of loyal) minions to inflict your will upon the interwebs. Had you employed a bit more foresight you would have realized that the talking monkeys too easily forget their conditioning and quickly return to the feral state. Precognition should NEVER be a "dump" skill.

Elder Evils. Old school minmaxers..... Antidelluvian Elementary old school.

 99 
 on: September 29, 2016, 04:33:42 pm 
Started by TheLastOutlaw - Last post by Gezkill
After 3000 years I'm free, and I come back to a nearly empty board.

Very sad. :<

 100 
 on: September 29, 2016, 01:31:59 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
I'm still resentful that I will have to choose between one of these two assclowns in a few more weeks. 

Sometimes I wonder if political parties nominate candidates just to mess with us. I know they don't mind you, but it would explain a LOT about this particular election, wouldn't it? They are BOTH joke candidates this time around.

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