Man, I suck at fanfic. Here goes:
Jenny looks back in panic, then she looks forward into the unknown.
A solid, if crude, door made of glued-up 2x4s set into a stone-concrete wall is there!
Jenny opens the door...grunting...damn, this door is f-ing massive...and shuts it.
Holy crap, there's a actual bar for the door.
(Much barring of doors)
(Much loud impactings...obviously futile...that door is fracking SOLID. Wow.)
Here, in the darkness...is a hoard of medieval weapons...and honest-to-god armor...
And maybe...just maybe...a
(Obviously, feel free to delete this or use this at your whim. Rights ceded to Jenny. )