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 on: October 05, 2016, 12:08:04 am 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
Scary clown sightings.... The ONLY thing that keeps this from being nothing more than a rather pathetic cry for attention is that it is preferable to listening to the lickspittles in the mainstream media attempting to hide their bias.

 on: October 04, 2016, 05:54:59 am 
Started by nakarian contagion - Last post by nakarian contagion
Sorry you feel that way but this certainly ain't spam. Keep watching as this event will happen in November and will be a lot of fun, its different and there is a lot of work going into making if something different  Smiley

 on: October 03, 2016, 08:56:02 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
So let's look at this objectively, shall we?

The United States of America, three hundred some odd million mostly disgruntled people, approximately 2.2 guns per person, uncounted billions of rounds of ammo scattered about...

Am I the only one who thinks a zombie apocalypse isn't gonna go the distance here?

Boom, boom, bigger boom! Welcome to America, you undead bitches. Enjoy your stay! Boom, boom.... Rinse and repeat.

 on: October 03, 2016, 08:44:21 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
Chuck Norris. So bad ass He wears a leather codpiece with spikes on the INSIDE! For His pleasure.

 on: October 03, 2016, 08:28:54 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
This new MacGuyver... It's kinda like Dougie Hauser, CIA.

 on: October 03, 2016, 08:08:37 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
Zombie: Brains!!

Blonde: Help me sweet Jeebus!

Zombie: Munch, munch, munch.

(An hour or so later.)

Zombie: Funny, I'm hungry again....

 on: October 03, 2016, 07:17:10 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
If you want to end a coversation with a liberal, wait for your moment and say; "That's all well and good, but what about Donald Trump in a banana hammock?" When they get that Error 404 expression locked in, you just turn and walk the f@#k away.

Note: Do not do this to a conservative. Saying anything about Hillary Clinton in 'Peek-a-Boo' boy-cuts is considered assault with intent in some districts. They shoot your monkey ass for that in Texas. Then again it's Texas. What won't they shoot you for there?

 on: October 03, 2016, 06:58:37 pm 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
On this weeks Adventures of Val and Earl:

Val, ever the optimistic opportunist, assists the Haskell girl with a bit more than saving the 'family plot' from encroaching dangers while Earl drunkenly bonds with Otis, the cactus, as he laments his inability to find a partner who can use the head that doesn't get them BOTH into trouble. Fan favorite Cthullu (pbhn) pops in during half-time with a nice recipe for kalamari chili and baked sliders perfect for tailgating.

 on: October 03, 2016, 11:49:11 am 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
I sometimes think it would be cool to have force powers. A little bit ago though, I watched several women walk out of a Starbucks™ in yoga pants. Man Truth, if I had force powers I'd be Jared Fogel's cellmate in about three and a half minutes. Sometimes I'm glad I don't have force powers.

I never thought I'd ever say that.

 on: October 02, 2016, 10:05:07 am 
Started by Boomstick - Last post by Anonymoose
Cthullu (pbhn) says: There are benefits to dwelling in the desert beyond it being the last place anyone would look for something that is supposed to rise from the depths of the oceans some day. For example, the redhead next door, sunbathing in only a thong and a smile.....

 Grin Schwiiing batta batta!

Elder Evils. Proudly proving that males of the species, or those with male-enough parts, are like that, no matter what the species.

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