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« Reply #4815 on: May 26, 2017, 03:39:58 pm »

Miss your comics.  Hope you're well.  Smiley
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« Reply #4816 on: May 26, 2017, 06:05:16 pm »

Holy Shitstain Jeebus, Batman!! Another REAL human. This calls for a celebration.....

And what a coincidence that it is close enough to the Festival of Tentacles to count. So come on down for your complimentary Deep One Ale and Calamari Strudel and maybe have a listen to the Wisdom of the Ages in our newly remodeled Temple of Elemental Evil and Tool Shed today!
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In a zombie apocalypse no one cares what's in a hot dog.

"I'm a damn mystery to me." Merle, RIP.
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« Reply #4817 on: May 29, 2017, 01:47:33 pm »

Non-zombified humans welcome!
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Or sometimes, a return to the kitchen.
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« Reply #4818 on: May 29, 2017, 09:31:08 pm »

Hey now, let's not be all discriminatory here.... I am not the only one who thinks exceptions could be made for the right vegan Zombarbie. I am just the only one who will admit it.

Cthullu (pbhn) says: The upside of necrophelia is they will never leave YOU for somebody better looking.

Elder Evils. They look for the good in all things, but only for the worst of reasons.
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« Reply #4819 on: June 03, 2017, 11:38:18 am »

So I was thinking, yes I do that on occasion, if Donald Trump became zombified would normals fight each other to be the one to geek him?

If so, we could have ourselves a workable business idea here. Just round up the most disliked talking monkies you can find and charge by the bullet. As long you restrict headshots you've even got replayabilty value.

We should think on this some. Assuming of course that we survive long enough to need entertainment to preserve quality of life and all.
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« Reply #4820 on: June 04, 2017, 03:51:32 pm »

Pity sex in a zombie apocalypse..... Should you regret it more than you wouldn't normally? Or, like me, will you be just as willing to believe she's Scarlet Johansen then as well?

Cthullu (pbhn) says: Pity sex should be just like riding a Vespa, something to be enjoyed as much as possible until one of your friends catch you doing it.

Elder Evils. They do too have friends.... I mean, are you gonna be the one to tell Cthullu (pbhn) that you DON'T want to be friends?
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