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« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2011, 12:35:55 am »

you would toast me *stares at with puppy eyes* Toast lil old me?
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« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2011, 12:37:24 am »

ugh, gross... I doesn't help matters when they say that pig flesh and bone is a good analog for human flesh and bone... kicks up the nasty factor
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« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2011, 12:39:28 am »

pork is tasty Smiley OM NOM NOM NOM thank the lord im not jewish
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« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2011, 12:40:52 am »

you would toast me *stares at with puppy eyes* Toast lil old me?

Only to get the undead strumpet off of you... then if you were bitten then I'd have to toast you, you understand why right? I'd do it crying if that makes you feel better forum buddy!
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« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2011, 12:44:45 am »

that there is love and what if it wasnt a strumpet would you still roast em for me sang just cook him on up or is the strumpet a jelousy thing? lol we cant all have the friendship of the red haired sniper
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« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2011, 12:51:40 am »

totally roast them either way! I just didn't think the word 'cute' applied to males!   it's been my experience with women that aim for a "cute" look are usually really bitchy! I'd still roast you if you got infected though...unless we cut off the offending limb right away, I wonder if that would stop the infection though?

I'm not Jewish either, but i've been having ups and downs with meat lately, some days I don't care about the poor little creatures, other days it kind of sickens me to think that amount of meat is wasted because of people either not interested in donating it to people who need it or recycling it to make things like soap and lotion.
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« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2011, 01:09:01 am »

I like meat and i am not wasteful. Smiley and you so would roast a lady zomb if she was all up on you would waste her
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« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2011, 01:13:09 am »

hey people meat isn't for eating!  we are meant to be wasted! we waste ourselves on other people, projects, jobs and animals all the time! that isn't anything new!

I'd roast any Zomb undead really! I want to live!
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« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2011, 01:15:25 am »

Sure *winks*  Wink
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« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2011, 06:20:17 am »

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« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2011, 06:34:06 am »

I know, I was just being silly.

Fair enough, on the internet you never can tell if someone's being silly or just stupid.

I was just arguing semantics really. If you came across a machine gun with .50 calibre bullets and had plenty of them then this principle of mounting at a higher height to get a better "chance" of getting a headshot will increase the average amount of bullets that hit the head because you move the bullet to air density up the body. Any kind of LMG puts off rounds that punch through bodies so if fruitful circumstances arise then this could be a better application then simply walking around with it.

I'd probably save it for home defense (And probably use it against human attackers more than zombies)- if I find a machine gun, I'm likely to find several assault rifles and pistols nearby, which would be more useful for zombies.

I would think dead people smell horrible, were not exactly grain fed beef! (unless your a vegetarian, then your just good eats)

Generally zombies don't tend to rot, or if they do it's at a lot slower rate than normal corpses. So at worst you're likely to be burning meat that's only slightly rotten. The difference in smell to fresh meat would be very little, I think. And I know several blacksmiths with first hand experience who tell me human flesh smells like bacon when it cooks.
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« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2011, 02:16:09 pm »

The idea that human smells like pig kinda sucks.
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« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2011, 03:00:41 pm »

The idea that human smells like pig kinda sucks.
Smells like pig, tastes like chicken apparently.
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« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2011, 03:46:38 pm »

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« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2011, 04:42:58 pm »

Generally zombies don't tend to rot, or if they do it's at a lot slower rate than normal corpses. So at worst you're likely to be burning meat that's only slightly rotten. The difference in smell to fresh meat would be very little, I think. And I know several blacksmiths with first hand experience who tell me human flesh smells like bacon when it cooks.

But zombies aren't only meat... they (normally) haven't been gutted, they contain poop and fluids that we prefer to avoid in our BBQs.
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