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« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2011, 07:34:13 pm »

ALSO WHADDAFUGG HAPPENED TO CAPSLOCK? I FEEL LIKE WRITING NOW. COME, JOIN ME!
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« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2011, 07:51:08 pm »

WE CAN'T CAPSLOCK RIGHT NOW BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SRS BZNS AND NO LULZ IS EVER TO BE HAD!!!
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« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2011, 01:19:38 am »

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Dethklok, you missed one important thing: suspension of disbelief.
I didn't miss it - What I'm saying is that I'm surprised that the community doesn't just apply it. Barring some supernatural event which would take me very much by surprise, the dead will never walk the earth devouring the flesh of the living. Trying to explain undead zombies only underlines the impossibility of their existence. In fact, such explanations often backfire; just look what midichlorians did to The Force.

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Also not all zombie variants are undead.
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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2011, 04:07:56 pm »

I SAY YES IT IS TOTALLY A ZOMBIE THIS LOOKS EVERY BIT LIKE A ZOMBIE IT EVEN HAS A ZOMBIE BUTT EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T SHOW ON THE PICTURE!!! ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE!!!

Also I wouldn't like a movie to elaborate too much on the science of zombiism, but as a thing between fans I see no wrong in it. It's not canon, if you find an explanation you dismiss it.
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« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2011, 05:17:23 pm »



MAKE ANOTHER THREAD. THIS IS NOT THE THREAD. THIS IS A THREAD FOR YELLING AND FUN! YOU ARE NEITHER YELLING OR FUN! START FUNNING EACH OTHER NOW OR LEEEEEEEEEAF!
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« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2011, 05:54:51 pm »

I SO LEAF!!!!


BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT SCARED OF ZOMBIES BECAUSE THERE ARE SCARY THINGS THAT ARE MORE SCARY THAN ZOMBIES.
SEE I FIND IT DISTURBING HOW MANY HUMAN ORGANS CAN TURN INTO SPONGES!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I JUST FOUND ONE OF AN EYE THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD!!!
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« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2011, 05:57:58 pm »

I LAUGHED AT THOSE. SERIOUSLY I DID. NOW IM ALL HUNGRY. THANKS DODZ.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAANYWAY.

I FIND THE CONCEPT OF ZOMBIES TO BE VERY STRANGE AND INTERESTING BUT EH WHATEVER ILL EAT ONE WITH A SAMMICH AND TEA ANYDAY.

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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2011, 06:13:37 am »

IF IT LOOKS LIKE A ZOMBIE, SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD.  IF IT DIES, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A ZOMBIE.
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2011, 10:33:08 am »

THATS THE KIND OF BEHAVIOUR THAT GOT ME KICKED OUT OF
-THE BURN WARD
-THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL
-THE OLD FOLKS HOME
-STAMPEDE
-AND THE ENTIRE STATE OF KENTUCKY!
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« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2011, 08:05:00 pm »

Also I wouldn't like a movie to elaborate too much on the science of zombiism, but as a thing between fans I see no wrong in it. It's not canon, if you find an explanation you dismiss it.
Well it's got me to thinking, anyway. Even if the traditional undead zombie isn't plausible outside of a fantasy / comic book setting, what is it about zombies that actually makes them scary?

* Contagous
* Mindless
* Fearsome aspect
* Attack the uninfected

Don't rabid animals and people meet these three criteria? If so, is rabies actually the classic zombie virus?

I MEAN I'M YELLING! IN ALL CAPS!
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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2011, 04:46:14 am »

OH SHIT HE'S YELLING IN ALL CAPS! HE MUST HAVE TEH ZED RABIES!!! SHOOT HIM!!!
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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2011, 09:41:06 am »

zombies could very well be feeling pleasure when they catch and eat a person. They might even express it, making zombies even more creepy...

ZOMBIE BONERS.
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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2011, 11:24:12 am »

ZOMBIES HAVE BONERS BY DEFAULT.
Really, veins in the arms and legs have valves that act as pumps when the limbs' muscles press on them. Since zombies' hearts don't work, their blood goes mostly down, but since they walk, muscle pump action pushes it up from the legs, therefore the highest pessure is met at hip height.
ZOMBIES HAVE THE HUGEST BONER THEY EVER HAD.
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« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2011, 12:13:02 pm »



YALL MUDA BITCHAXU KNOW WHEN I TAP FOR 2 YALL BE BEGGING ME TO STOP MY MONO BLACK AGGRO!
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« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2011, 01:03:23 pm »



YALL MUDA BITCHAXU KNOW WHEN I TAP FOR 2 YALL BE BEGGING ME TO STOP MY MONO BLACK AGGRO!
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