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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2011, 01:30:21 am » |
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...Still.
I'm sorry, but since i cant drive, and the roads will be clogged up anyway, I'm going with me own two feet and a good pair of sneakers.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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Cheez
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2011, 09:29:56 am » |
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Change that to boots, and likewise.
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Cheez is fuckin hawt with teh boobehs. Cheez is also a raptor...pirate. A raptor pirate. Playing chess. WARNING- If you send me a PM with no subject, I WILL NOT REPLY. |
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Log!
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« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2011, 12:36:38 pm » |
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As it can easily hook on to clouds and the like, I will be using my penis as a grappling hook and safely swing from safe zone to safe zone, high above the heads of zombies. I may possibly also flip a few of them the bird.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2011, 01:34:29 pm » |
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...and Log wins the thread xD
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2011, 01:14:15 am » |
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...and Log wins the thread xD
More like, mind rapes everyone with the imagery. Really, the best things in a zombie apocalypse will be things that dont run on fuel. Sailing ships, boats with oars, bicycles, scooters, skateboards and your own two feet. |
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"Stop biting me Mr Zombie"
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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2011, 02:37:55 am » |
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Zombie Chariot. My friend and I have one in prototype right now. [spoiler]  [/spoiler] |
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 Let us go singing as far as we go: the road will be less tedious. -Virgil- |
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2011, 09:57:59 am » |
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More like, mind rapes everyone with the imagery.
Really, the best things in a zombie apocalypse will be things that dont run on fuel. Sailing ships, boats with oars, bicycles, scooters, skateboards and your own two feet.
And things that you can easily get fuel for, like steam engines. |
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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2011, 10:08:07 am » |
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The steam engine is a decent enough idea in theory, but steam needs water, and water would be hard to come by.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2011, 10:37:47 am » |
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Not really. Depends on the climate I suppose, but there's plenty of ponds, rivers, streams etc around here.
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« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2011, 01:24:51 pm » |
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Also, steam engines are pretty inefficient. You'll be burning a lot of trees and coal to keep one running. I could write a novel on apocalypse survival vehicles, but I'll just take a picture of my driveway to sum it up pretty well:  2010 Kawasaki KLR650 enduro bike, perfect for the solo traveler looking to move quickly, quietly and efficiently through a post-apocalyptic landscape. 2000 Jeep Wrangler TJ, perfect for the solo or small group of travelers looking to travel wherever the hell the want to. |
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Cheez
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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2011, 04:33:44 pm » |
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Also, steam engines are pretty inefficient. You'll be burning a lot of trees and coal to keep one running. Don't really see how that'd matter all that much, considering all the lootable buioldings etc. |
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« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2011, 08:44:27 pm » |
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Simple: Armoured handcar.  |
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« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2011, 10:18:26 pm » |
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Need I remind you all??? [spoiler=drunk stan]  [/spoiler] |
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2011, 12:35:06 am » |
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Don't really see how that'd matter all that much, considering all the lootable buioldings etc.
You really want to stop for fuel every 20 feet? Imagine the stereotypical coal-powered train and massive trailer the size of a rail car full of coal. Now imagine that that's only enough to keep that train moving for a few hundred kilometers, at best. And then imagine that coal stores more potential energy than anything else readily available and combustible, save petroleum-based fuels. |
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Cheez
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« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2011, 06:47:46 am » |
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Eh, fair enough. I just wanted to crush zombies while tooting the horn of my shiny traction engine. Thanks for ruining my dream.
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