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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 05:42:55 am » |
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2011, 05:52:45 am » |
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Hungry Hungry Hippos, coming soon to a theater near you.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2011, 12:44:35 pm » |
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They're also doing Monopoly.
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2011, 01:13:30 pm » |
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Monopoly should be all corrupt, seedy, malicious and capitalist. How the Top Hat ruined the car and the car hung itself in his office before the creditors could rip him apart, sending his family and little BMW Beetle into despair and the poor house. And that's not even going into the timble and his killing spree after he was bought out by the battleship. He then blew his brains out after he shot up the board.
I've never seen it but could Battleship be like War Games? I skimmed through the description but saw epic, epic adventure and Master and Commander.
Romance? Drama? Dramance? It's like Under the Dome, but stupider and without the drug lab.
But at the 1:Electrocution mark, it got stupid. -er. Looks about as bad as the new Smurfs movie, except not as.
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2011, 01:19:43 pm » |
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Saw this trailer a few days ago. All I can say is "what". Might have to see it.
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 02:06:12 pm » |
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I've never seen it but could Battleship be like War Games? I skimmed through the description but saw epic, epic adventure and Master and Commander.
Ugh, it could've been like War Games and it could've been cool. But it looks like a mix between Transformers, Battle for LA, and fucking Stealth. I mean, what the fuck. At least try to make it like Hunt for the Red October or U-571 at least. |
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2011, 06:13:02 pm » |
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That highest rated comment.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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The Friendly Neighborhood Mad Scientist, J.C.
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2011, 09:34:58 pm » |
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What the crap did I just watch? Seriously, what the hell did that have to do with anything? This movie looks like it's going to be a two hour long deleted scene from a Transformers movie.
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2011, 11:21:58 am » |
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K, let's break this down:
Boobs...
Maverick military bloke trying to prove himself so he can get at the boobs...
Promising career about to crash and burn...
Big Arsed Polymorphing (Alien? Time travelling?) War Machine...
It's "Transformers" meets "Top Gun". Only not as good as that sounds.
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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2011, 02:44:21 pm » |
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I feel bad, J.C shows up randomly, but it's to this? Wow.
I saw this earlier, but saw it again on the big screen in front of Cowboys vs Aliens. It looks even fucking worse on the big screen. There's so many things wrong with this.
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2011, 12:30:11 pm » |
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One (maybe) redeeming aspect: "The film is also purported to show both sides of the story, from the aliens' perspective, as well as the humans' so the audience knows exactly where the opponent's ships are."
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2011, 09:43:28 pm » |
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They sometimes make a book version of the movie, don't they? If they do one for this movie, will it go something like this? Beads of sweat dripped down the captain's temples. He knew the enemy's ships were out there somewhere, but he couldn't see them. How could he have his crew members fire the missiles at a target he couldn't see?
He crossed his arms with a thumb and forefinger on his chin, his brow furrowed in deep concentration as his eyes burned a hole in the computerized map of all ships under his command. He felt a pang in his stomach. He couldn't be sure if it was from the excitement or a bad case of gas from the breakfast burrito he had earlier. The anxious crew members awaited their orders and squirmed in their seats.
I'll have to rely on my gut instinct, he thought. His eyes lit up, turned them to the crew. "F9!", he roared. A few buttons were mashed, and an explosion could be heard off in the distance. |
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2011, 11:45:12 pm » |
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God Lord!!
Please tell me this is some sort of (bleeping) joke.
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