Kinky Weapons

[anyman82]

1. Pass these and these out to the general populace upon the first sign of an outbreak.

2. Instruct them to wear them if bitten/infected.

3. Make significant dent in zombies' infection capacity.

Discuss.

[Dodom]

Make sure BDSM is promoted in sex ed, so more people already have these items when the outbreak happens. Reduces costs and increases society's sexiness factor.

More seriously, for that use I'd recommand handcuffs with a release button. Zombies wouldn't be able to operate it, but if the victim ends up not dying, they'd be able to rapidly free themselves. (Because keys would CERTAINLY end up at the bottom of your bag by the time you need that, it's obligatory. Even if you weld them to the cuffs, they'll fall.) This way they would be less tempted to wait for the very last minute to put it on "just in case".

[Yutrzenika]

I would link to the giant dildo baseball bat some video game journalists got from Volition Inc. to promote Saints Row The Third... but no. xD

[Fiveofclubs]

Ok, I had advocated before that everyone in the world should have to wear full face helmets to prevent bites from turned people, but I will admit this would be a lot kinkier and entertaining on several levels.

[Stan]

Kinkiness... woobuuuh....

To each their own, and I guess my idea of wearing a gas mask would be no different in more ways than one.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY OBSCURE AND FRIGHTENINGLY LONG LIST OF WEIRD FETISHES!