That one dude
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« on: November 08, 2011, 02:36:58 am » |
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Hey there! I'm not terribly great at introductions, buuuuut here it goes! My name is Brian, I am 15 (yea I'm kinda young), and I my interests are sports, video games, movies, music (good music, not like dubstep or anything close to that), computers, and TZH. I found this amazing comic from a friend of mine some time ago, and I can't stop reading it now  I hope to eat- no wait, meet you all!  |
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Oh, Gutted Hobo...you tried to steal supplies, and ended up stealing our hearts.
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Dodom
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2011, 05:57:22 am » |
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Oooh, I'm first to greet you! That means I get to pick any body part I want!  I'm feeling generous with the others though: instead of vital organs, I'll only steal your legs, so you won't be running around escaping pancreas and spleen harvesters, that would be awkward and we don't want that! Good! Now that you can't leave, you HAVE to be one of us! C: |
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TheLastOutlaw
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2011, 08:17:33 am » |
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*Staples That one dude in the brain.*
Welcome to your new home.
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 Visit my Deviant Art page, home of Manic Depression: The Webcomic! http://thelastoutlaw.deviantart.comMask, stapler, Machete.. The Last Outlaw: Like Jason, only more awesome, bitch. |
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Fiveofclubs
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2011, 09:11:00 am » |
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Welcome to the conversation and carnage, in no particular order.
@ Dodom, you are so kind
*looks over the tasty selection of organs*
I haven't had a liver a while, I'll think I'll go with that
*steals liver and runs off looking for a nice chianti*
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Mike
Five of Clubs
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--Pappa Cricco--
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2011, 03:04:39 pm » |
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hello and welcome.
have an angry and starved bear trained to attack you in moments of bordem and randomness.
*watches said bear maul that one dude repeatedly*
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Newb8D
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2011, 04:55:24 pm » |
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Hello, fellow newb. Even though I now have many, many pants to choose from, I just stole yours. Just for the hell of it. Also, without legs, you won't be needing them, anyhow. Thank you for your wonderful donation.  |
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8D (8 8P (8< >8P 8( D8 8O 8S 8B <l8D 8I)
Welcome to the 8th dimension.
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--Pappa Cricco--
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2011, 05:07:30 pm » |
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Oh Newb8D, I got you a trained to kill you bear too!
*releases said bear*
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Newb8D
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2011, 05:13:17 pm » |
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Most considerate of you, Pappa Cricco. I will never be bored again.
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8D (8 8P (8< >8P 8( D8 8O 8S 8B <l8D 8I)
Welcome to the 8th dimension.
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--Pappa Cricco--
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2011, 05:15:09 pm » |
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I trained them to go for the nads.
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TheLastOutlaw
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2011, 05:16:13 pm » |
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I trained them to go for the nads.
Ouch... |
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Visit my Deviant Art page, home of Manic Depression: The Webcomic! http://thelastoutlaw.deviantart.comMask, stapler, Machete.. The Last Outlaw: Like Jason, only more awesome, bitch. |
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--Pappa Cricco--
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2011, 05:18:21 pm » |
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I got you a bear to go for unstapled peoples nads.
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TheLastOutlaw
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2011, 06:23:40 pm » |
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Schweet!
Forward! Attack the nads of the unmarked!
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Visit my Deviant Art page, home of Manic Depression: The Webcomic! http://thelastoutlaw.deviantart.comMask, stapler, Machete.. The Last Outlaw: Like Jason, only more awesome, bitch. |
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NerdPower!
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2011, 08:34:42 pm » |
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A Lambda-class transport shuttle descends from the sky and lands. The ramp lowers and a squad of Stormtroopers and a squad of Super Battle droids, all in black and red, file out and form lines on either side of said ramp. They snap to attention and a figure in black Mandalorian armour with red trim and a black and red cape steps down and walks over to stand in front of you.
"Welcome to the forum new one. You will be most welcome here as a new subject. I simply require an offering of your stomach and I shall leave you be," the figure says as he raises his hand and lifts you off of the ground with the Force. He raises the other hand and makes a twisting motion and your stomach zooms out into his gloved palm dripping gore. He tosses it over his shoulder and one of the Stormtroopers catches it.
"Put that in my lab for experimentation later," the figure orders. The Stormtrooper salutes and heads back into the ship.
"Now I am Darth Viktor. I am currently accepting applications to join the Dark Side. Give me a call if you're interested. We have an excellent benefits package and of course we have cookies. I am located in the Super Star Destroyer Sovereign in orbit around the planet Korriban," the figure says as he drops you back to the ground. He drops a business card at your feet and marches back into the shuttle followed by his troops. The shuttle lifts off and disappears into the clouds.
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That one dude
Zombie
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Hey there!
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2011, 08:33:35 pm » |
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Good to see that everyone is enjoying my limbs/vital organs! They'll regrow eventually..... right? If not then I'll just have to borrow some! |
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Oh, Gutted Hobo...you tried to steal supplies, and ended up stealing our hearts.
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AmadeusMaxwell
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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2011, 10:12:14 pm » |
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If not then I'll just have to borrow some! That's the spirit, Dude One That! Welcome to the Jungle, it's all dismemberment and pain!  |
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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