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I read this as free snacks. I must now eat the zombies! Since the zombies also want to eat me, we'll have to do it in a 69 position. Doublenomnomnom!
Also I think I'll call the zombies people name. Juliet, Abraham, Morgan, Felicia, Anabelle, Robert, King Michael the Second and Bob. Use the name as common nouns as if I called all zombies like that "Hey guys, there's three Bernard Johnson at the door." but use a different one every time. When I see a very ugly one, name it after whoever's with me.