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« Reply #4785 on: October 28, 2016, 08:44:07 pm »

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Jenny, sitting on a bed nervously.

JENNY: I can't believe this was meant to be.
A VOICE: It was. I've always admired you from a far. It just took too damn long to find the courage to tell you!

She laughs a little.

JENNY: I'd say you were fashionably late. Are you going to stand there all night?

Jasper, nothing but a man-thong, walks in, sits next to her

JASPER: If it meant staring into those pretty blue eyes all night, I could do it easily.

Jenny blushes.

ANOTHER VOICE: What are you kids talking about in here?

They both look up, and big smiles strike upon their faces.

MILO enters the room. He kisses Jenny, then he kisses Jasper.

He sits next to Jenny, opposite of Jasper. They both begin to caress her, and make a Jenny Sandwich.

FADE TO BLACK

END.

Already wrote you an ending. You're all set to start drawing.

I BELIEVE IN YOU!
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« Reply #4786 on: October 28, 2016, 09:38:36 pm »

In the face. With a rocket launcher. A dull and jagged rocket launcher.... Like I can see it happening.
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« Reply #4787 on: October 28, 2016, 09:51:28 pm »

It wouldn't be so damn bad except that Jasper McAsshat IS the kinda monkey that would wear a thong. Probably leopard skin or gold lame'....... and a gay little hipster vest. That's the part that gets me. A barrista looking assbag in a thong CANNOT have our Jenny. It's just not right.
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« Reply #4788 on: October 29, 2016, 07:03:47 pm »

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« Reply #4789 on: October 31, 2016, 06:58:49 pm »

You need help, couchfort, professional help. And coming from a self-professed minion of Cthullu (pbhn), that's saying something.
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« Reply #4790 on: October 31, 2016, 11:55:39 pm »

I just found a copy of Zorro the Gay Blade on dvd.... I couldn't resist..... And now I have 'We the Pipples' stuck in my head. It could be worse though, it's NOTHING compared to the effect 'Teeth' had on me.

For those of you wondering, 'Vagina Dentata... It's real.... Aaargh' is an actual line from this movie. And then a guy gets his winkie bitten off and has to watch his rottie eat it.
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« Reply #4791 on: November 07, 2016, 08:46:13 am »

Very little of that movie survives in my head. That said,
The scene:
Insanely horny Governor's wife climbing up the ladder to...at...our Hero.
"Do you know how many times a year we make love?"
"Umm....no..."
"12.  12 times a year."
"Once a month...that is not too bad...."
"12 times IN ONE NIGHT."

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« Reply #4792 on: November 09, 2016, 09:46:00 am »

Let's see here; The Chicago Cubs win the World Series, Negan offs Glenn and Abraham and pretty much Rick's manhood, Donald Trump is elected President, WINTER IS COMING! and Jenny is back... What are the Signs of the Apocalypse again? Any of you bible thumpers have Revelations handy?
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« Reply #4793 on: November 14, 2016, 11:52:04 am »

"And in the 16th Year, of the 21st Century, the First sign shalt be the Chicago Cubs win the World Series..." Revs 1:5

Reiterated again, in 1993, by the Prophet, Michael Lee

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« Reply #4794 on: November 18, 2016, 07:25:51 pm »

WE GOTTA HELP THE JENNY!

SHE'S DOING THE BEST SHE CAN FOR US.

It's been a while, but we're all here, and we love you, Jenny.

Fight like hell.
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« Reply #4795 on: November 19, 2016, 06:38:25 am »

Deus Ex Machina:  The Tardis appears in the basement...
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« Reply #4796 on: November 20, 2016, 05:36:50 pm »

Am I the only one who longs for the good old days when liberals were just tree-humpers in the Land of the Plastic People who cried about shit then scurried back to their little holes? Nowadays you've got crybabies throwing a fit because a liar finally gets held accountable, only black lives matter, and you're pretty much a racist any time one of them hears something they don't like or don't get what they want or the world isn't handed to them. And if you point any of this out you are still a damn racist. I sometimes think that a zombie apocalypse would do this country. Can you think if a more effective way of deleting the whiny variables from the equation?
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« Reply #4797 on: November 20, 2016, 08:42:36 pm »

Have a stop of the saywords please.

This forum may be dead, but there are rules.
And I will not have your political dribble destroy the last great place I have on this internet.
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« Reply #4798 on: November 20, 2016, 10:15:11 pm »

This is true, on many a front, and so I shall concede to you this point. However, do not mistake my acceptence of this as an act of compliance. It is only because I am hotboxing my tool shed again that I do not argue the point out of pure contrariness. A bastard just like that I am.
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« Reply #4799 on: November 20, 2016, 10:21:45 pm »

I just noticed that I have s custom title. Thanx for that, I appreciate it. I didn't thank you before now because I really am Captain Oblivious sometimes.
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