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« Reply #5025 on: July 26, 2020, 12:33:00 pm »

Today in the Infected Dorms:
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Administration was not amused at the vandalization of the
3rd floor lavatory. It was found that the toilet tank contained an
active zomboid head, which had chewed through the connecting
tubing.  Administration has reminded the ZH officer corps that
mission souvenirs are expressly prohibited. Red Halo will be
increasing quarantine vigilance activities as a direct result.

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« Reply #5026 on: July 26, 2020, 05:02:37 pm »

OMG!!!   Grin Grin Grin  Doc, you are hilarious!!  I'm loving your sense of humor and thank you for this. XD   
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« Reply #5027 on: July 30, 2020, 07:02:07 pm »

Today in the Infected Dorms:
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With the advent of August, Dr. Mercer will be presenting a series of lectures
around the subject of Biology in this age. The lecture series will be offered
in the Administration #2 main hall on a Mon-Wed-Fri schedule as
"Necrobiology 101".  Applications are available on the ARC Admin website.
Tuition will be a roll of toilet paper from the Administration grounds.

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« Reply #5028 on: August 01, 2020, 02:33:16 am »

I, for one, am annoyed that all of the toilet paper is gone and therefor I cannot attend the Necrobiology class. I suppose I will need to bring one from my own stash at home next time.
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« Reply #5029 on: August 05, 2020, 07:49:41 pm »

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As of Wed/5th, a tuition waiver for the Necrobiology 101 lectures is in effect.

The laboratory section of the class is suspended until the fire damage can be
repaired.  In the interests of safety, Dr. Morris has assured the Administration
that lab materials will henceforth be kept away from the laboratory's exposed
methane lines beneath the lab tables.

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« Reply #5030 on: August 07, 2020, 04:25:30 pm »

I'm wondering how they managed to ignite the room with toilet paper.  Huh?  Sure is nice to have Doc patrolling the classrooms keeping things safe   police   
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« Reply #5031 on: August 09, 2020, 10:19:12 pm »

Toilet paper isn't a lab material for Necrobiology 101.
Lab materials tend to be a bit more motile.
(See vandalism below)
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« Reply #5032 on: August 11, 2020, 02:35:17 pm »

I don't have the time to post that I used to but I did want to say the dorm updates are funny, thanks for keeping the place active guys.
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« Reply #5033 on: August 12, 2020, 12:59:52 am »

Hey Outlaw, great to see you stopping by angel
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« Reply #5034 on: August 12, 2020, 09:43:18 pm »

Today in the Infected Dorms:
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Necrobiology 101 Lab Addendum:  Zombie Hunter teams should note that
the impromptu lab energetic experiment with the recovered lab materials
has led to the conclusion that methane detonations are inadequate to
fully deactivate a zombie or zomboid part.  The science team recommends
recovering more flamethrowers instead.  For science.

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« Reply #5035 on: August 14, 2020, 08:47:24 am »

Rumor has it there will be a TGIF party tonight at 7pm at the Campus cafeteria. Everyone is asked to bring cookies, chips or some type of snack and remember to help clean up afterwards. 
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« Reply #5036 on: August 17, 2020, 08:02:17 am »

Today in the Infected Dorms:
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All ZH personnel not currently tasked will report to Admin Building#2 at 8am
Tues/18th to construct new lab tables.  Red Halo personnel are currently
delivering the necessary lumber from the Albatross and are setting up the
power cabling and tools that will be made available.  Breakfast will be
provided on-site.

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« Reply #5037 on: August 20, 2020, 10:25:56 am »

The party was a huge success .... sort of. Until Thelma got drunk and started shouting anti zombie slogans and cursing at everyone about the infected and research and how all of this was the governments fault. We all tried to calm her down but then others joined in and what started as a party and then a yelling match turned into a scene from some slam metal heads concert. Now everyone has been fined and we are all having to replace the broken tables in the cafeteria. Good times....  Evil
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« Reply #5038 on: August 30, 2020, 03:35:12 pm »

Today in the Infected Dorms:
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All ZH personnel not currently tasked will report to Admin Building#2 at 8am
Mon/1st to construct new cafeteria tables.  Red Halo personnel are currently
delivering the additional necessary lumber from the Albatross, retrieved
especially for this purpose during the last week.  They will be again showing
their new-found experience in setting up the power cabling and tools.

Breakfast will be provided on-site, by Thelma Aldana and Maureen Cavanagh. 
Note that Breakfast will be available early, starting at 7am.

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Extended lights out hours will be phased out as of October 1st.
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