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« Reply #3300 on: May 09, 2012, 03:44:19 pm »

Dances are like mushrooms: you know you found the best when it's merely worthless.
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« Reply #3301 on: May 09, 2012, 03:49:31 pm »

Hahaha ohhh no.
The sheer absurdity of 'hugging one from the side so your fronts don't touch, because touching like that leads to sex' should have been a dead giveaway haha.
Not just touching, having your *ahem* "intimate organs" even POINTING at each other should be avoided.  This prevents the rare but traumatizing "accidental sex" from occuring.
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« Reply #3302 on: May 09, 2012, 06:22:21 pm »

Yes....

Traumatising...


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« Reply #3303 on: May 10, 2012, 06:33:45 am »

Play this during those funeral pages. It works pretty well ._o
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« Reply #3304 on: May 10, 2012, 02:37:09 pm »

Do they specifically scavenge for funeral clothes because they know they will be needed?  Or does everyone have their own?
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« Reply #3305 on: May 10, 2012, 02:42:06 pm »

They are actually outfits cleverely made from duct tape.
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« Reply #3306 on: May 10, 2012, 06:19:20 pm »

Imagine if it was a requirement...

Arc: do you have funeral suit?
Wastelander 1: yes
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Hobo: no
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« Reply #3307 on: May 10, 2012, 06:26:25 pm »

You know (duct tap suits aside because I am god at ducttape suits), I am almost 2% sure that there are people on Ark that are competent seamstress'.  You know, I wouldn't go scavenging for specific clothing, like...  'O shit, black tuxe.  I'm gonna need this because James is a noob around Mercies'.  I don't know, maybe they do.  I can't imagine zombie hunters or red halo hitting the local fabric store, except for the fake plant and foam sections.

Hold on a sec!  This is avalid question that needs answering! Where does the civilia class acquire casaul wear?  Do they mine cotton or plant sheep?
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« Reply #3308 on: May 10, 2012, 09:08:45 pm »

Imagine if it was a requirement...

Arc: do you have funeral suit?
Wastelander 1: yes
Arc: enter,
Next wastelander enters
Arc: do you have funeral suit?
Hobo: no
Arc: BEGONE MCNINJA!
So the difference between a wastelander and a hobo is whether or not they have a funeral suit?  That makes so much sense.
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« Reply #3309 on: May 11, 2012, 03:22:14 am »

I consider it the difference between a hobo and general person.
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« Reply #3310 on: May 11, 2012, 07:38:18 am »

So the difference between a wastelander and a hobo is whether or not they have a funeral suit?  That makes so much sense.

I love it when life makes simple logical sense.  Carve that in stone
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« Reply #3311 on: May 12, 2012, 09:12:29 pm »

Wait, that one guy is wearing regular clothes spray painted black. He must be a ninja hobo, get him!
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« Reply #3312 on: May 13, 2012, 10:29:54 pm »

"heart attack"


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« Reply #3313 on: May 13, 2012, 10:36:32 pm »

Yeah
Hart Attack= we rather not tell you how she really died.
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« Reply #3314 on: May 13, 2012, 10:45:09 pm »

*Arthur pops up* OKAY, WHO INVITED THE DOUCHE? Ohright...
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