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« Reply #4725 on: September 27, 2016, 08:54:20 pm »

I just realized that last bit was one long sentence. I REALLY have to stop typing the way I talk. Otherwise people will start to think I am a total loon.

Cthullu (pbhn) says: Too late for that. Far, far too late.

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« Reply #4726 on: September 28, 2016, 06:29:51 pm »

Manberries. The wonder fruit!   Grin
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« Reply #4727 on: September 28, 2016, 07:00:25 pm »

Swi-i-ing low, Old Testicles,
     wrinkled and dangly little things.
Swi-i-ing low, Old Testicles,
     closer to the floor every day...

I tried to resist, I did. Not THAT hard mind you, though I did try.
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« Reply #4728 on: September 28, 2016, 07:12:33 pm »

OK, I admit it. Hotboxing a Temple of Elemental Evil™ is perhaps not your best choice for filling up your free time if; A) It is located in the laundry room, B) You have REALLY sensitive smoke alarms, C) You have a roomie who claims, as she does regularly, "I'm supposed to be a police officer ALL of the time.", or, as in my case, D) All of the above.
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« Reply #4729 on: September 29, 2016, 10:22:12 am »

Maybe I am just being a cynical and jaded old asshole here, though I cannot help but to notice something about this particular presidential election.

I have spent time volunteering for both major cadidates (yes there was a female of the species involved in both cases) and I have decided that they are all pretty much expendable.

Not just talking the candidates here either, people.

Some of the folks who work behind the scene for those two groups are at the Brown Shirt wearing Kool-Ade Drinkers end of the spectrum. And not just a few of them. This is like a 28 Days Later kind of thing, with competing virus strains.

I have walked out of rallies for both that obnoxious, pandering douchebag Trump AND the other lying  bitch named Clinton with the same opinion I have of the Flood on Legendary.....

A faster way to kill them all would still be too f@#king slow.
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« Reply #4730 on: September 29, 2016, 12:59:58 pm »

I'm still resentful that I will have to choose between one of these two assclowns in a few more weeks. 
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« Reply #4731 on: September 29, 2016, 01:31:59 pm »

I'm still resentful that I will have to choose between one of these two assclowns in a few more weeks. 

Sometimes I wonder if political parties nominate candidates just to mess with us. I know they don't mind you, but it would explain a LOT about this particular election, wouldn't it? They are BOTH joke candidates this time around.
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« Reply #4732 on: October 02, 2016, 10:05:07 am »

Cthullu (pbhn) says: There are benefits to dwelling in the desert beyond it being the last place anyone would look for something that is supposed to rise from the depths of the oceans some day. For example, the redhead next door, sunbathing in only a thong and a smile.....

 Grin Schwiiing batta batta!

Elder Evils. Proudly proving that males of the species, or those with male-enough parts, are like that, no matter what the species.
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« Reply #4733 on: October 03, 2016, 11:49:11 am »

I sometimes think it would be cool to have force powers. A little bit ago though, I watched several women walk out of a Starbucks™ in yoga pants. Man Truth, if I had force powers I'd be Jared Fogel's cellmate in about three and a half minutes. Sometimes I'm glad I don't have force powers.

I never thought I'd ever say that.
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« Reply #4734 on: October 03, 2016, 06:58:37 pm »

On this weeks Adventures of Val and Earl:

Val, ever the optimistic opportunist, assists the Haskell girl with a bit more than saving the 'family plot' from encroaching dangers while Earl drunkenly bonds with Otis, the cactus, as he laments his inability to find a partner who can use the head that doesn't get them BOTH into trouble. Fan favorite Cthullu (pbhn) pops in during half-time with a nice recipe for kalamari chili and baked sliders perfect for tailgating.
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« Reply #4735 on: October 03, 2016, 07:17:10 pm »

If you want to end a coversation with a liberal, wait for your moment and say; "That's all well and good, but what about Donald Trump in a banana hammock?" When they get that Error 404 expression locked in, you just turn and walk the f@#k away.

Note: Do not do this to a conservative. Saying anything about Hillary Clinton in 'Peek-a-Boo' boy-cuts is considered assault with intent in some districts. They shoot your monkey ass for that in Texas. Then again it's Texas. What won't they shoot you for there?
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« Reply #4736 on: October 03, 2016, 08:08:37 pm »

Zombie: Brains!!

Blonde: Help me sweet Jeebus!

Zombie: Munch, munch, munch.

(An hour or so later.)

Zombie: Funny, I'm hungry again....
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« Reply #4737 on: October 03, 2016, 08:28:54 pm »

This new MacGuyver... It's kinda like Dougie Hauser, CIA.
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« Reply #4738 on: October 03, 2016, 08:44:21 pm »

Chuck Norris. So bad ass He wears a leather codpiece with spikes on the INSIDE! For His pleasure.
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« Reply #4739 on: October 03, 2016, 08:56:02 pm »

So let's look at this objectively, shall we?

The United States of America, three hundred some odd million mostly disgruntled people, approximately 2.2 guns per person, uncounted billions of rounds of ammo scattered about...

Am I the only one who thinks a zombie apocalypse isn't gonna go the distance here?

Boom, boom, bigger boom! Welcome to America, you undead bitches. Enjoy your stay! Boom, boom.... Rinse and repeat.
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