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« Reply #4740 on: October 05, 2016, 12:08:04 am »

Scary clown sightings.... The ONLY thing that keeps this from being nothing more than a rather pathetic cry for attention is that it is preferable to listening to the lickspittles in the mainstream media attempting to hide their bias.
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« Reply #4741 on: October 05, 2016, 12:17:06 am »

I just heard the absolute best description of Donald Trump I have ever heard; "Gold plated dogshit with a trophy wife to distract from the smell."

I love catholic priests.

Note: I remain however a loyal minion of Cthullu (pbhn). Sorry, Father Mike, you're funny and all, but c'mon man, Jeebus and Cthullu (pbhn) in a cage is simply not a fair fight.
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« Reply #4742 on: October 05, 2016, 01:41:08 pm »

Scary clown sightings.... The ONLY thing that keeps this from being nothing more than a rather pathetic cry for attention is that it is preferable to listening to the lickspittles in the mainstream media attempting to hide their bias.

Every couple decades a weird fad of fear/sightings ignites the country.  This decade it's scary clowns.  In the 90's it was chupacapbra and UFO's, the 70's was satanists, the 50's was UFO's (the first time).  I'm sure there's more I'm missing.
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« Reply #4743 on: October 05, 2016, 05:53:26 pm »

But unlike chupacabras, sasquatches, yeti, and nessie, you can crack scary clowns with a rock.  Grin
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« Reply #4744 on: October 06, 2016, 06:46:52 pm »

Man, a lot of Americans are overwrought about clown sightings. They can't just laugh at a prank anymore. Sure, I get it. There have been a lot of mass shootings this year and there are a lot of agitated, anxious people who are worried about everything. Still, they ought to just relax. I just want to walk up to one of these stressed, emotional people and offer them a balloon. Oh yes, it floats.
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« Reply #4745 on: October 06, 2016, 11:00:13 pm »

I was wondering when the Pennywise references would start.
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« Reply #4746 on: October 07, 2016, 12:56:38 pm »

I'll bet money that the same people freaking out over these clowns are going to extend their freakout session to Halloween. They're the ones who will post stories about finding arsenic/ecstasy/rusty needles in their kids' Halloween candy. Those are all hoaxes, but naturally anxious people buy into that.

Man, I miss how these forums used to be around Halloween. Everybody was talking about horror movies, costumes, and jack o'lanterns.
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« Reply #4747 on: October 08, 2016, 09:07:21 am »

I was an Answerologist for a LOOOONG time. I know your pain when it comes to forums going downhill.

The difference here is that we are not here for the forum. We're here to keep the light burning so that when Jenny comes back she knows she wasn't forgotten.

We are not just leaderless forumites flogging a dying horse in a lost cause. No, we are the Defenders of the Light and we will hold the line until our Duty is done or the Light goes out.

And, just for the record, I am dressing up a Mad Scientist who failed to perfect an invisibilty drug. All I need is a lab coat, thick glasses, a flesh colored speedo and a baffled look... "Wait, you can see me?" ;p
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« Reply #4748 on: October 10, 2016, 08:10:47 am »

I was out walking my dogs last night and came across a group of kids frantically trying to find a creepy clown, apparently someone had just tweeted a sighting in the area and they were trying to see it themselves.  So I guess creepy clowns are the new PokeMon go?  I'd say this year couldn't possibly get any weirder but I'm sure the fates would see that as a challenge and call my bluff.
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« Reply #4749 on: October 10, 2016, 10:31:26 am »

I'm waiting for the Creepy Clowns in a Trump mask sightings before I start tempting fate like that, amigo.
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« Reply #4750 on: October 12, 2016, 06:34:53 am »

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to YOU!

Happy Birthday, last comic posted...

Happy Birthday... toooo you!

 totally a lie...

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« Reply #4751 on: October 12, 2016, 06:38:37 am »

And oddly enough, Facebook tells me that exactly two years ago I plugged TZH on Facebook. 
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« Reply #4752 on: October 12, 2016, 11:09:51 am »

Yup, it's been a full year. I wonder if this will continue into next January, because that's the last time Jenny posted on the TZH Facebook page.
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« Reply #4753 on: October 12, 2016, 11:19:28 am »

Yup, it's been a full year. I wonder if this will continue into next January, because that's the last time Jenny posted on the TZH Facebook page.
I hope not.
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« Reply #4754 on: October 12, 2016, 01:09:14 pm »

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Milo's not really dead. And Dr. Redhead. Giant comic splash panels of every perversion imaginable in orgy that lasts 14 weeks. Somewhere in that orgy, Jasper in a leopard print banana hammock. Mercer as Dr. Frankenfurter. Charlie in a man-baby outfit.

FADE TO BLACK

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