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« Reply #4755 on: October 12, 2016, 02:16:14 pm »

Chicken eggs, redneck caviar.
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« Reply #4756 on: October 12, 2016, 02:23:20 pm »

Can you imagine how politically incorrect a zombie apocalypse would be? I don't even want to think about the lawsuits if the ACLU, the Southern Poverty Law Center or the ONLY Black Lives Matter crowd catch Rick Grimes dustin' a brother. What? Is Decomposing While Black a prosecutable offense Officer Integrity? I can hear the ambulance chasers already....
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« Reply #4757 on: October 12, 2016, 04:02:16 pm »

You really, REALLY wouldn't want to be the first person to kill a zombie when the outbreak starts. Everybody's going to think you just shot someone in the head. Actually, that's exactly what happens in the first season of Fear the Walking Dead. A zombie bites a cop, and the other cops kill it. But every witness thinks the cops just killed a homeless guy. That's when the riot starts.

Even if the outbreak is contained, people would take advantage of it by just killing anyone they don't like. All they'd have to say is "he turned and I had to kill him."
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« Reply #4758 on: October 13, 2016, 09:02:40 pm »

Zombies? Who said I'd kill zombies first? My reputation being earned, zombies are a ways down the list.
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« Reply #4759 on: October 15, 2016, 01:37:30 am »

Original script for 10-12-2015: Yep, its dead Jim.   An entire fucking year of nothing.  Outlaw with an upgrade    Can't beat the dead horse any more.  Thanks for the memories, Jenny. .We all hung in there waiting. But screw this. Thanks all of you for the fun times on the forum. Indeed, Fade to black, pull the curtain, shows over
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« Reply #4760 on: October 15, 2016, 06:58:33 am »

We get it. You're upset. You want an update. Do you really think bullshit like this helps? Whining gets you nowhere. Or does throwing a bitch fit cause you're not getting what you want benefit you somehow?
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« Reply #4761 on: October 16, 2016, 12:58:50 pm »

Final Script:

Jenny, sitting on a bed nervously.

JENNY: I can't believe this was meant to be.
A VOICE: It was. I've always admired you from a far. It just took too damn long to find the courage to tell you!

She laughs a little.

JENNY: I'd say you were fashionably late. Are you going to stand there all night?

Jasper, nothing but a man-thong, walks in, sits next to her

JASPER: If it meant staring into those pretty blue eyes all night, I could do it easily.

Jenny blushes.

ANOTHER VOICE: What are you kids talking about in here?

They both look up, and big smiles strike upon their faces.

MILO enters the room. He kisses Jenny, then he kisses Jasper.

He sits next to Jenny, opposite of Jasper. They both begin to caress her, and make a Jenny Sandwich.

FADE TO BLACK

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« Reply #4762 on: October 16, 2016, 02:16:31 pm »

And the after credit scene will be of a minion of Cthullu (pbhn) screaming EWWWWW like a valley girl and then shooting couchfort in the face with his favorite rocket launcher.
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« Reply #4763 on: October 17, 2016, 08:15:32 pm »

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« Reply #4764 on: October 19, 2016, 01:19:46 am »

Chuck Norris. So bad ass that Darth Vader dresses up as Him for Halloween.
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« Reply #4765 on: October 19, 2016, 07:27:37 am »

Chuck Norris. So bad ass that Darth Vader dresses up as Him for Halloween.

Does he just glue a beard to his helmet's faceplate or does he wear Chuck's "Action Jeans" as well?
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« Reply #4766 on: October 19, 2016, 09:21:16 am »

Does he just glue a beard to his helmet's faceplate or does he wear Chuck's "Action Jeans" as well?

He goes all out. Not just the beard and the jeans. He glues on a Texas Ranger badge and a squinty glare as well.
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« Reply #4767 on: October 23, 2016, 07:17:23 pm »

Longtime lurker, first time poster here. This seems to be the most active place in the TZH community, so I figured I would post this here in the hopes that it comes around to Jenny somehow.



So, I'm some random who's been silently following this comic since 2006. I've never stuck with any kind of serial publication this long before or since in my life, and TZH is the only webcomic I still check back in on every couple of weeks when it crosses my mind even though it's been a while since the last update.

I'm not here to bitch about that, though. Straight up: Jenny, you made something special. You took a fun concept about you and a few of your friends fighting zombies and turned it into one of the most immersive and engaging stories I have ever encountered in serial art form. I have spent years and years consuming zombie media in the hope of obtaining an alternative source of the bleak desolation and warm camaraderie that TZH possesses and I have never found anything quite like it. I always thought I liked zombie stories, but I've since learned that that is not true. Rather, I like your zombie story. The only thing that's ever come close for me is the first zone of a semi-obscure MMO called The Secret World. (Folks here might enjoy it. I recommend it if you like intelligent games with a heavy focus on storytelling.)

If you choose never to finish TZH, I don't mind. It's not my place to mind, because you chose to put this labor of love on the internets instead of keeping it to yourself, and if you don't want to go any further with it after such a long time of having done so, that ball is entirely in your court, too. A decade is a long while to spend working on the same thing, even without struggles with loss or depression.

Whether an ending comes or not, I want to thank you for letting us all in on this wonderful ride, for forever coloring my tastes in fiction, for legitimately influencing me growing up, for your years of storytelling and illustration, and for introducing me to the concept of the brick-flail.

To you regulars, perhaps I'll see you around more often. To Jenny: I wish you the very best of luck, and all happiness. If you turn your talents to another project, I hope that you may be willing to share it with us again. It's you who made TZH as wonderful as it is, of course, and I have no doubt that anything else you come up with will be as excellent or better.



We now return you to your regularly scheduled shenanigans.
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« Reply #4768 on: October 23, 2016, 10:17:45 pm »

You rock no matter what your silly brain says........ and don't you worry girl. We got you.
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« Reply #4769 on: October 24, 2016, 07:32:38 am »

Whoo!  An update!  Welcome back Jenny!
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