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« Reply #4815 on: May 26, 2017, 03:39:58 pm »

Miss your comics.  Hope you're well.  Smiley
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« Reply #4816 on: May 26, 2017, 06:05:16 pm »

Holy Shitstain Jeebus, Batman!! Another REAL human. This calls for a celebration.....

And what a coincidence that it is close enough to the Festival of Tentacles to count. So come on down for your complimentary Deep One Ale and Calamari Strudel and maybe have a listen to the Wisdom of the Ages in our newly remodeled Temple of Elemental Evil and Tool Shed today!
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« Reply #4817 on: May 29, 2017, 01:47:33 pm »

Non-zombified humans welcome!
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« Reply #4818 on: May 29, 2017, 09:31:08 pm »

Hey now, let's not be all discriminatory here.... I am not the only one who thinks exceptions could be made for the right vegan Zombarbie. I am just the only one who will admit it.

Cthullu (pbhn) says: The upside of necrophelia is they will never leave YOU for somebody better looking.

Elder Evils. They look for the good in all things, but only for the worst of reasons.
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« Reply #4819 on: June 03, 2017, 11:38:18 am »

So I was thinking, yes I do that on occasion, if Donald Trump became zombified would normals fight each other to be the one to geek him?

If so, we could have ourselves a workable business idea here. Just round up the most disliked talking monkies you can find and charge by the bullet. As long you restrict headshots you've even got replayabilty value.

We should think on this some. Assuming of course that we survive long enough to need entertainment to preserve quality of life and all.
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« Reply #4820 on: June 04, 2017, 03:51:32 pm »

Pity sex in a zombie apocalypse..... Should you regret it more than you wouldn't normally? Or, like me, will you be just as willing to believe she's Scarlet Johansen then as well?

Cthullu (pbhn) says: Pity sex should be just like riding a Vespa, something to be enjoyed as much as possible until one of your friends catch you doing it.

Elder Evils. They do too have friends.... I mean, are you gonna be the one to tell Cthullu (pbhn) that you DON'T want to be friends?
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« Reply #4821 on: June 28, 2017, 07:26:18 pm »

I was watching a NatGeo program on the insect world and was struck by a realization that we may be looking at a 3 to 4 week zombpocalypse at the longest.

The larva of the common house fly consume only decaying organic matter. As your average zombie is 100 percent decaying organic matter, they won't last long against them. In fairly short order there will be nothing left except piles of bones and city sized swarms of insects that know how good we taste.

Screw chainsaws, katanas and baseball bats, I am stocking up on flypaper, mosquito netting and Raid, it kills them dead.
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« Reply #4822 on: July 03, 2017, 01:45:58 pm »

OK, that's a new spin.  Do zombies have an anti-insect defense?
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« Reply #4823 on: July 04, 2017, 01:53:53 am »

Only if being delicious, nutritious and habit forming count as defences.
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« Reply #4824 on: July 24, 2017, 10:47:31 am »

Still no further communication from our fearless leaderette, but do not let your hearts be troubled friends, imaginary or otherwise, for I am still here.

Though I will have to admit that I am starting to sometimes  get that Forrest Gump feeling of standing in the rain screaming Jennnaay!!.....
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« Reply #4825 on: July 26, 2017, 09:27:02 pm »

Hope doth spring eternal!
As do the Infected!
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« Reply #4826 on: July 27, 2017, 07:02:42 am »

Still no further communication from our fearless leaderette, but do not let your hearts be troubled friends, imaginary or otherwise, for I am still here.

Though I will have to admit that I am starting to sometimes  get that Forrest Gump feeling of standing in the rain screaming Jennnaay!!.....

Yea, I've all but given up hope at this point and for the longest time I didn't think that was possible.
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« Reply #4827 on: July 27, 2017, 12:10:24 pm »

I had a cousin who had stress induced psychosis, she heard and saw things differently when she was under pressure and had wild ass mood swings. It was from a chemical imbalance in her brain after a car crash. In her recovery she always talked about little things, because there were no big steps in her life anymore. It was all about the little things that added up to mattering, as she would put it.

Even if the comic doesn't come back for a while, maybe random ass postings from strangers on the interwebs that are too stubborn to quit will make some small bit of difference, yknow?

What? It's as good a reason as any.
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« Reply #4828 on: July 31, 2017, 12:01:15 pm »

It's good enough for me, Amigo.
Stubborn-as-hell ZH loyalists we are.
 The city fears me... I've seen it's true face...
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« Reply #4829 on: August 07, 2017, 07:59:26 pm »

I TOLD YOU SO! I'm just saying it right now forum monkeys, I told you so.
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