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« Reply #5025 on: July 26, 2020, 12:33:00 pm »

Today in the Infected Dorms:
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Administration was not amused at the vandalization of the
3rd floor lavatory. It was found that the toilet tank contained an
active zomboid head, which had chewed through the connecting
tubing.  Administration has reminded the ZH officer corps that
mission souvenirs are expressly prohibited. Red Halo will be
increasing quarantine vigilance activities as a direct result.

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« Reply #5026 on: July 26, 2020, 05:02:37 pm »

OMG!!!   Grin Grin Grin  Doc, you are hilarious!!  I'm loving your sense of humor and thank you for this. XD   
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« Reply #5027 on: July 30, 2020, 07:02:07 pm »

Today in the Infected Dorms:
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With the advent of August, Dr. Mercer will be presenting a series of lectures
around the subject of Biology in this age. The lecture series will be offered
in the Administration #2 main hall on a Mon-Wed-Fri schedule as
"Necrobiology 101".  Applications are available on the ARC Admin website.
Tuition will be a roll of toilet paper from the Administration grounds.

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« Reply #5028 on: August 01, 2020, 02:33:16 am »

I, for one, am annoyed that all of the toilet paper is gone and therefor I cannot attend the Necrobiology class. I suppose I will need to bring one from my own stash at home next time.
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« Reply #5029 on: August 05, 2020, 07:49:41 pm »

Today in the Infected Dorms:
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As of Wed/5th, a tuition waiver for the Necrobiology 101 lectures is in effect.

The laboratory section of the class is suspended until the fire damage can be
repaired.  In the interests of safety, Dr. Morris has assured the Administration
that lab materials will henceforth be kept away from the laboratory's exposed
methane lines beneath the lab tables.

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« Reply #5030 on: August 07, 2020, 04:25:30 pm »

I'm wondering how they managed to ignite the room with toilet paper.  Huh?  Sure is nice to have Doc patrolling the classrooms keeping things safe   police   
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« Reply #5031 on: August 09, 2020, 10:19:12 pm »

Toilet paper isn't a lab material for Necrobiology 101.
Lab materials tend to be a bit more motile.
(See vandalism below)
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« Reply #5032 on: Today at 02:35:17 pm »

I don't have the time to post that I used to but I did want to say the dorm updates are funny, thanks for keeping the place active guys.
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