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« Reply #2160 on: March 23, 2011, 10:49:05 pm »

I don't know if humanity can survive zombies AND grue. Can you kill a grue with a chainsaw?  Outlaw with an upgrade

Chuck Norris

Simply the music and words alone should defeat the grue. The picture included will turn it to dust. An actual appearance of Chuck Norris... (trailing off)

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What would be really cool? If a basilisk zombie froze the entire group except charlie who kills it with his gun and keeps the rest of the group safe until they recover.
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« Reply #2161 on: March 24, 2011, 08:57:22 am »

Chuck Norris

Simply the music and words alone should defeat the grue. The picture included will turn it to dust. An actual appearance of Chuck Norris... (trailing off)

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What would be really cool? If a basilisk zombie froze the entire group except charlie who kills it with his gun and keeps the rest of the group safe until they recover.

True, a Chuck Norris would definitely trump a grue.

And your proposition for Charlie saves the day is interesting. I don't recall whether Basilisks can freeze multiple people; do they have to make eye contact or do you just have to look at their eyes? But it's a very interesting question.
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« Reply #2162 on: March 24, 2011, 10:11:23 am »

But it's always light around Chuck Norris, because the dark is afraid of him.

As for Milo's death.  Do we know if he turns?
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« Reply #2163 on: March 25, 2011, 11:13:33 pm »

As for Milo's death.  Do we know if he turns?
Think I remember something involving Mercy Milo and Jenny as a joke. Jenny didn't take it too well.
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« Reply #2164 on: March 26, 2011, 07:49:09 am »

Chuck Norris
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What would be really cool? If a basilisk zombie froze the entire group except charlie who kills it with his fist and keeps the rest of the group safe until they recover.
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« Reply #2165 on: March 26, 2011, 08:01:41 am »

And then Milo is so full of admiration and gratefullness that he falls in love with Charlie, and Jenny kills him out of jealousy, but when she snaps out of it her mind can't aknowledge what she just did and thinks it's entirely Charlie's fault.
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« Reply #2166 on: March 27, 2011, 10:06:36 pm »

Oh.  Milo dies from a door to the face.   Slow Going...
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« Reply #2167 on: March 27, 2011, 11:07:44 pm »

Yeah, Milo must have forgot all his training regarding clearing a door Wink Only thing funnier would be Chuck shooting at the zombie, missing and hitting Milo Cheesy
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« Reply #2168 on: March 27, 2011, 11:46:04 pm »

I know what the zombie thinking... "YES I FINALLY ESCAPED MY WIFE! FREEEDOOOM!"
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« Reply #2169 on: March 28, 2011, 02:24:13 am »


Death by door.  Usually, this sorta thing only happens in high schools or junior high.  Man, I miss the ill instructed fucked up offspring of baby boomers!   Best ten years of my life.

Place you bets.  The zombie type is...  I'm going with Hunter.
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« Reply #2170 on: March 28, 2011, 05:17:39 am »

I would've said hunter, since Milo didn't hear anything when he pressed his ear against the door, but then again...I thought hunters were much more graceful than HURRGRAH GET ME OUT OF HERE
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« Reply #2171 on: March 28, 2011, 06:34:26 am »

Jenny thinks Milo being killed by a door a funny?  How sad.

So I read the update, then read Jenny's comment and then read the update again.  The second time through I noticed that the maintenance guy looks a little like Bill Murray and all I could think of was him from Caddy Shack. 

"To eat the brain, you have to think like the brain.  And when ever possible, look like the brain."

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« Reply #2172 on: March 28, 2011, 06:48:13 am »

I hope its a Berserker!
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« Reply #2173 on: March 28, 2011, 07:16:59 am »

Back home for three days of additional vehicle training...

Im wondering if Charlie is biologically able to soil himself if he gets really upset? He just looks like he may do just that Cheesy

Also. I too would like to be killed by a door.
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« Reply #2174 on: March 28, 2011, 09:23:32 am »

I'll go for howler or berserker. I don't imagine crawlers yelling.

Also no Milo death theory. Not when there are immediate options that make actual sense!
(though it would make sense too if Milo had a temporal artery aneurism and the facedoor bursts it and his tongue swells with blood until he can't breathe right?)
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