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« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2012, 09:27:28 pm »

Dodom, your brain is that dangerous kind of sexy. I like it.
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« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2012, 09:45:53 pm »

Okay so what the hell are they gonna Twilightize next?
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« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2012, 09:49:49 pm »

Ninja'd, and anything that can be made into a blockbuster squee-inducing, love-triangle money maker.

I'd go for it if the sappy story was all unchanged, but the zombie character looked as zombiish as possible. Missing half of his face, a broken limb or two that he doesn't notice, attracting insects... Not just some boy in dirty clothes with a few faint scars. You want to sell monster loving? Make it a monster!
Then the sappy porn-for-preteen-girls romance will only make it scarier and we might have an interesting movie! Cheesy

That zombie would get all the bitches in all spectrums, but only zombie ones in the end.
Would R get his squeeze knocked up with zombie babies in the third movie?
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« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2012, 12:58:04 pm »

Honestly if I was Meyer (thank you God that i'm not) I'd consider suing for infringement or something like that.
Sometimes it seems like there's not a damn original idea in this world anymore
Well, there's a difference between plagiarism and building on other people's ideas. But yeah, it looks very Twilight-esque. I've never read the books or watched the movies, so that's all I'm going to say about that...

Of course, the zombie lover must be fresh. Otherwise, the girl will get grossed out (or at least the audience and that wouldn't be very good for reception). At first, I thought that he was just a very pale, angry guy. Now I know he's a very pale, angry zombie. Huh.

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« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2012, 03:03:28 pm »

I think I read an articule on cracked that was going on about what if other movie monsters got the twilight make over. I laughed when they brought up the zombie love story, thought there was no way anyone would be so sad as to turn zombies into a teen heart throb...how wrong I obviously was  Undecided
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« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2012, 03:11:40 pm »

Okay so what the hell are they gonna Twilightize next?
I read awhile back that David Hayter, voice of Solid Snake, as well as producer for the X Men movies, was thinking of doing a Twilight inspired Werewolf movie. :I
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« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2012, 03:14:13 pm »

Gimme a sniper rifle, heli drop 3 miles of him and an alibi.
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« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2012, 06:34:13 pm »

Your alibi is that me and you were doing drive-bys on Burger Kings for a new show called Beef. Our lawyer TLO can work out the kinks.
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« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2012, 07:10:21 pm »

I think if hes an X-men producer, thered be a weird love story, but shit would hit the fan on account of werewolves continuously fucking shit up and eating people.
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« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2012, 09:13:58 pm »

I'd go for it if the sappy story was all unchanged, but the zombie character looked as zombiish as possible. Missing half of his face, a broken limb or two that he doesn't notice, attracting insects... Not just some boy in dirty clothes with a few faint scars. You want to sell monster loving? Make it a monster!
Then the sappy porn-for-preteen-girls romance will only make it scarier and we might have an interesting movie! Cheesy

THIS. So this. If he were a horrible, grotesque thing and not something for preteen girls to orgasm over then I would watch the shit out of it. And/or, of course, if the genders were switched I would be all over it in a second. Then it would just be something for Sammich to orgasm over. But this is just a kick in the nuts to the entire zombie franchise. I don't like Twilight, but whatever. People can watch what they want to watch. Vampire stories have been around for so long that they can take the form of anything without completely failing. But do not fucking touch zombies. Ever. Some things are just too sacred.

Also, this resembles Twilight so much because it's being done by the same people. :|
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2012, 09:43:52 am »

Somehow they need to find a way to work necrophiliac into the title.

And I am down with lawerying you out of your hit man charges.

Now excuse me while I go puke.
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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2012, 02:17:30 pm »

It would be funny, if his penis would fall off at some point in the movie.
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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2012, 03:35:39 pm »

Warm bodies. It's still legal until rigamortis sets in.
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« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2012, 05:00:51 am »

Still wish they pull a Franken Fran on this one... You know kinda like this...

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« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2012, 09:00:06 am »

There's never been a zombie that deserves a bullet in the head more than now.

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