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« on: February 04, 2012, 03:28:12 am »

Hey guys. Long time no see! He love you long time
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2012, 04:21:07 am »

Omg hi! Welcome back! :3
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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2012, 06:21:25 am »

I'm sorry, but no, you aren't really alive. I did my best, but that truck had mangled you bad. So I asked Opus for some help and together we placed your brain in a jar of nutrients and wired it to a machine. To keep you happy, the machine promotes "normal life" hallucinations most of the day, and an Internet connexion allows you to communicate with the outside world so we can tell if you need anything.

Opus wasn't too happy, though, he had a different solution in mind, but the feline DNA he had to work with at the moment... oooh the least you know the better.
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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2012, 10:32:58 am »

*mutters*
...retro virus malfunctions... reboot the Clone Banks....
*twitch*
Minions! Fetch the Really Big Hammer (TM)!
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2012, 11:41:51 am »

GRAY! Where our cookies?!

How have you been?
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2012, 09:50:03 pm »

Long time never seen, hullooo.  I see you have some interesting looking pants on your profile image?  May I take a closer look...?
*SNATCH*
Those pants are now mine. 

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2012, 08:44:52 am »

Hi again gray. I been spotting you on Facebook. So tis all good.
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2012, 09:06:01 am »

Welcome back!  Ignore those explanations of your current condition.  Your perception is your reality.  Your cookies on the other hand should be our's. 
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2012, 10:10:55 pm »

I'm sorry, but no, you aren't really alive. I did my best, but that truck had mangled you bad. So I asked Opus for some help and together we placed your brain in a jar of nutrients and wired it to a machine. To keep you happy, the machine promotes "normal life" hallucinations most of the day, and an Internet connexion allows you to communicate with the outside world so we can tell if you need anything.

Opus wasn't too happy, though, he had a different solution in mind, but the feline DNA he had to work with at the moment... oooh the least you know the better.

Dodom, and pardon my language, THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING ME BACK SICK. THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER. Couldn't you at least have given me the ability to sleep?

GRAY! Where our cookies?!

How have you been?

Max, I ate the cookies. I am sick. I needed them more than you.

As for how I am, see reply to Dodom.

*mutters*
...retro virus malfunctions... reboot the Clone Banks....
*twitch*
Minions! Fetch the Really Big Hammer (TM)!

MAKE SURE I DON'T HAVE AN ILLNESS THIS TIME OPUS.

Long time never seen, hullooo.  I see you have some interesting looking pants on your profile image?  May I take a closer look...?
*SNATCH*
Those pants are now mine. 

(click to show/hide)

... New kid. Who's the new kid that has the obsession with ladies' pants? And fuck no, those are my scrubs. Bitch, don't make me cut you.  Outlaw with an upgrade And you know HK'll be on my side.

Hi again gray. I been spotting you on Facebook. So tis all good.

I know, your daughter is getting so big!

Welcome back!  Ignore those explanations of your current condition.  Your perception is your reality.  Your cookies on the other hand should be our's. 

Cookies are mine.
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2012, 09:38:28 pm »

Noooooooooooo!!!  I hate paper cuts.  Here, take them back.
*runs for my life*
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2012, 05:28:06 pm »

Welcome back ce-gray!  Sorry I missed this before, my thread notifications for new threads seems to be messed up.
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