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Author Topic: Annoying Zombie cliches  (Read 7880 times)
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« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2012, 12:36:24 pm »

The rambo of the group hanging back with the big old machine gun and the mob approach him and hes like yep wall of lead suckers, hit every zombie with a head shot or or cuts them in half while unleashing his spam of .50 cal. Im sorry but if that happened and he is not laying down he might hit 1 or 2 then be looking at the sky.

I have lost track of all the shitty action movies where someone fires a machine pistol like an Ingram Mac 10/11 or Uzi on full auto one handed and there is NO barrel climb.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2012, 12:45:34 pm »

or when the slides dont fly back when they shoot big bad pistols all one-handed, like that wont break your wrist.

or when EVERY SHOT IS A DEFINITE HEADSHOT, UNLESS ITS THAT ONE TIME WHERE ITS THEIR LAST BULLET (BECAUSE ITS CONVENIENT FOR A MAGAZINE IN A GUN IN A MOVIE TO RUN OUT OF AMMO AT THAT EXACT MOMENT) AND THE SHOT GOES OFF SOMEWHERES ELSE.

or when they shoot an oil drum ONCE it dun blows up.

Or when it gets to a point in the movie where its like "okay zombies really arent a big deal anymore now we have to worry about food or some shit" but then THE ZOMBIES ARE ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE, GO HULK AND BECOME THE PROBLEM AGAIN, JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE AN ENDING TO THE MOVIE.

And when all the music is like, weird industrial techno... Burping.

Shaun of The Dead both perfected, and destroyed the zombie movie genre. (Zombieland was good too, dont get me wrong, but just... Go watch Shaun of The Dead again and youll see what I mean.)

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« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2012, 02:03:55 pm »

Shaun of the Dead was satire, just saying.

Another annoying gun cliche, whenever somebody draws a gun from their holster it sounds like the slide is being racked and a round chambered.

Zombie cliche, nobody ever thinks to curb stomp the crawlers. Yeah good idea, just let them nibble your legs. Dummy.
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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2012, 10:55:11 pm »

Found another one in a french Zombie film "La Horde" there is a guy that fist fights 2 zombies and yeah its pretty bad ass other then when he goes to kill them by stabbing them in the back. He wins eventually but in the time it took him to hamburger mince the zomies spin e could ave removed the head just as easily.

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« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2012, 01:42:08 am »

Zombies that burst like bloody balloons. Especially when they're being run over in "Grindhouse". Wtf.
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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2012, 03:31:06 am »

Talking zombies.  Sure, everyone loves the "send more cops" zombie from return of the living dead but talking zombies are annoying and I hate them as a rule.
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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2012, 06:10:11 am »

Zombies that burst like bloody balloons. Especially when they're being run over in "Grindhouse". Wtf.

In grindhouse, the zombies were pretty much turning into walking bags of goo, so you've gotta give them that one.
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« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2012, 06:37:02 am »

I've been meaning to watch Grindhouse for a long time...

Annoying zombie cliche: "Brains". This is more often used by people trying to make a zombie reference than it's used in writing/movies. Because really, I don't think a zombie would even be capable of getting to the brain of a victim. Of course, maybe that should make it all the more terrifying that your death is gonna be messy.
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« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2012, 07:34:51 am »

I've been meaning to watch Grindhouse for a long time...

It's.... Eh. Very eh.
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« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2012, 03:52:40 pm »

In grindhouse, the zombies were pretty much turning into walking bags of goo, so you've gotta give them that one.
I didn't see the beginning, and my dad kept changing the channel at some parts.

I've been meaning to watch Grindhouse for a long time...

Annoying zombie cliche: "Brains". This is more often used by people trying to make a zombie reference than it's used in writing/movies. Because really, I don't think a zombie would even be capable of getting to the brain of a victim. Of course, maybe that should make it all the more terrifying that your death is gonna be messy.
At IMDB.com, I saw that it's rated NC-17. From what little I saw, it was kinda cheesy.

As for "zombies eat brains" part... it doesn't make sense. To kill a zombie, you destroy the brain. Yet, zombies are supposed to be all "braaaaaaiiiiiiins", so how can they, um, reproduce? Zombie goes for someone's brain, it misses and bites the person's arm and the person gets away to turn into a zombie minutes/hours later?

Future zombie cliche: bath-salts?
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« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2012, 11:45:47 am »

As for "zombies eat brains" part... it doesn't make sense. To kill a zombie, you destroy the brain. Yet, zombies are supposed to be all "braaaaaaiiiiiiins", so how can they, um, reproduce? Zombie goes for someone's brain, it misses and bites the person's arm and the person gets away to turn into a zombie minutes/hours later?

Actually, it does make ense if you think about it- zombies are always hungry because they can never actually get any brains. It's impossible for a human jaw to break through the skull due to their shapes, so the poor zombies would just chew on their victims' heads for a while. The victims would then turn, and you have a new generation of hungry zombies.
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« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2012, 11:57:30 am »

Actually, this is the only way zombies could work! If they are hungry for flesh, they would eat their victims long before they could turn!
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« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2012, 08:44:48 am »

Actually, this is the only way zombies could work! If they are hungry for flesh, they would eat their victims long before they could turn!

Damn. You beat me to it. Also the whole "brains!" thing was explained in "Return Of The Living Dead" as the zombie explained they can feel themselves rotting and it hurts and brains are the only way to stop the pain. What I miss are the classic Mad Scientist/Zombie Nazis/Ancient Curse plot. If I see one more virus/toxic waste spill I swear I will get antediluvian on their organs.
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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2012, 03:53:13 pm »

Though 28(...) later had it right too- if the turning time is so short, they could spread fast too, and the horde would grow. But what i don't get in 28 later, is why arent the zombies figthing among themselves? If they are all mad/raging, they should be fighting all the time! Just when healthy people show up, they could present themselves as more attractive targets...
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« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2012, 11:06:19 am »

What about Zombies mauling someone to pieces, like literally tearing them apart. If this was the case we would either be facing a bunch of head attach to spine zombies, or crawlers at best.
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