Corrupt a Wish The 4th Sequel...

[Fiveofclubs]

Granted, but your wish implies that when you play you are not a cool person and that remains true.  You can play with cool people but you are never cool, you are now a greek tragedy.

I wish there were two more months of summer left.

[Stan]

Granted, but due to the extended warm period the ecosystems of which your city is dependant on go through drastic change and are unable to cope with the grotesquely long winter that follows.

I wish I knew how to plan spaghetti parties.

[Log!]

Granted, but then you learn that it isn't a thing anyone is really interested in. The party itself goes off swimmingly, but you're the only one who knows.

I wish for a fish wish.

[Fiveofclubs]

Granted, you have eaten a worm.

I wish that Milo survives this chapter.

[That one dude]

Granted, you have eaten a worm.

I wish that Milo survives this chapter.

Granted, but he only survives for 5 minutes.

I wish I could have the power of everything.

[NerdPower!]

Granted, you become a genie and are trapped in a lamp forced to use your new powers to grant other people's wishes.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[Fiveofclubs]

Granted, but autocorrect changed TARDIS to TRIADS.  So you meet a grisly end in the seedy world of asian organized crime.

I wish the new Revolution was better.

[Stan]

Granted, but autocorrect changed TARDIS to TRIADS. 

Unrelated note, On my music theory work sheet, the title of the excersize was MAJOR TRIADS. I had to re read it like three times because i thought it had said MAJOR TARDIS.

Also your wish. Bang the new Revolution IS better, you die fighting in the name of it. Dayum.

I wish for a swift noodle-related end.

[--Pappa Cricco--]

Granted. Mr Swift, while eating noodles crucifies you. And sits there watching you die, while eating noodles.

I wish for fun times for all!