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« on: July 02, 2012, 10:07:46 pm » |
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I wish for Cake that wasnt a Lie...  |
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« Last Edit: July 10, 2012, 01:57:53 pm by TheLastOutlaw »
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Idiots!!
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AmadeusMaxwell
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2012, 10:46:19 pm » |
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Granted. The truth is, the cake tastes awful.
I wish life were simpler.
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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TeeZee
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2012, 11:04:58 pm » |
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Granted, now all everyone does is contemplate their navel.
I wish for a 2-liter of Coke.
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AmadeusMaxwell
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 05:58:59 am » |
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Granted, but you're caught by the police, and with that much cocaine they can prove an intent to distribute. You're going away for a loooong time
I wish to never be tired in the mornings
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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Fiveofclubs
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2012, 06:18:57 am » |
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Granted, but you are also never awake in the mornings, ever.
I wish people would behave the way I predict they will
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Mike
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Grey Wolf
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 06:51:43 am » |
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Granted. But now no one likes you because your a know it all...
I wish for a rainbow trout to fall from the sky...
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Idiots!!
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--Pappa Cricco--
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2012, 10:15:16 am » |
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Granted. I cast summon bigger fish and it squashes you.
I wish more people knew what I did.
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Sammich!
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2012, 02:49:43 pm » |
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Granted. The cops find out and they arrest you and make youe at fruit rollups for the rest of your life.
I wish YouTube would stop destroying my videos when I upload them.
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AmadeusMaxwell
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2012, 04:09:53 pm » |
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Granted, but the fame that follows will destroy you.  I wish eating healthier was more convenient and cheaper. |
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Fiveofclubs
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2012, 08:30:35 am » |
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Granted, but that's because unhealthy foods become non-existent. You are to blame for no more bacon, or twinkies!!!
I wish coming up with wishes was at least as easy as corrupting others
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Mike
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2012, 08:33:30 am » |
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Granted. All your wishes are already coreupted.
I wish it was legal to accuse my ex of being a witch.
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Stan
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2012, 09:02:29 am » |
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Granted, but you have to go to Salem Massachusetts.
...Sorry.
I wish I knew when I was doing eaves troughs today.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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Fiveofclubs
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2012, 10:58:17 am » |
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Granted, but hopefully your wife and/or girlfriend doesn't find out you're doing Eve Troughs.
I wish I had today and tomorrow off like several other people know.
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Mike
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2012, 01:32:26 pm » |
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Granted. Your unemployed.
I wish this was first post on next page.
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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2012, 01:42:26 pm » |
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Granted. Thread dies, and its the last page of it.
I wish the typo in the topic title didnt bother me:p
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 btw, Are the wings on fire? |
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