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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2012, 05:49:36 pm » |
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Granted. The timestream has been altered so that you were lobotomized at the age of 12, and now nothing really bothers you much.
I wish I had a septum piercing.
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Fiveofclubs
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« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2012, 07:04:42 pm » |
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Granted...with a telephone pole.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish
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Mike
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Stan
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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2012, 09:17:04 pm » |
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Granted, but you ruin the thread and everyone hates you.
I wish I had my 2012 Chrysler 300 with a V-6 Hemi engine...
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2012, 09:35:10 pm » |
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Granted I have your 2012 Chrysler 300 with a V-6 Hemi engine
I wish to invent tony starks things,
Also unrelated starks gets autocorrected to arsenal
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Sammich!
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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2012, 01:37:56 am » |
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Granted. You invent Tony Stark's penis. Accidentally. Your life is ruined at the realization and you kill yourself.
I wish Minecraft would work on my computer.
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« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2012, 03:30:35 am » |
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Granted, but after all the trouble you went through to get it running, you find yourself dissatisfied with the game.
I wish Amnesia: The Dark Descent worked on my laptop.
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Sammich!
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« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2012, 03:50:56 am » |
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Granted. When you install it, you black out and awaken within the game with no way of escaping until you beat it. And you completely forgot how to light your lantern.
I wish I weren't such a pansy when playing Amnesia, compared to how easily I play other survival-horror games.
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« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2012, 04:32:59 pm » |
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Granted, but Amnesia then loses all its appeal. I wish for Amnesia to keep its appeal, but for me to be able to man up and play it too.  |
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2012, 10:10:32 pm » |
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Granted, but you eventually get bored of it.
I wish Amnesia actually scared me because I get nothin from it.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2012, 04:54:34 am » |
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Granted. You play it on your own in the dark at about 1 with the volume right up. Then you shit yourself. Physically.
I wish I lived closer to town.
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« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2012, 10:03:05 am » |
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Granted. You are now homeless and living on the streets IN town.
I wish everything was ready to go for my move in August.
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Mike
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« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2012, 04:56:25 pm » |
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Granted, everything you own burns in a fire, you're all ready to move now!
I wish to save FoC's stuff from that dreadful fire.
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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Sammich!
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« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2012, 08:22:54 pm » |
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Granted. you save it, but you're killed in the fire. You are now damned to walk the earth as a ghost. Everything is really boring and all of the other ghosts don't want to hang out with you. I wish everything was ready to go for my move in August. FoC and I seem to both be moving in August. XD |
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« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2012, 12:13:16 pm » |
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Granted. You are fiveofclubs. (FoC, please do not be offended by that)
I wish FoC does not find my joke offensive.
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« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2012, 01:55:51 pm » |
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Fiveofclubs is a pretty cool guy. Eh shoots guns and doesn't afraid of anything. He's not upset. But he also forgives no slight. He shoots you. In the face.
I wish the title of this thread was spelled right.
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At least, that's what I think.
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