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« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2012, 01:58:32 pm » |
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It is. But now your profile name is spelled wrong.
I wish I didn't find this so funny.
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Fiveofclubs
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« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2012, 02:25:10 pm » |
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Granted. You don't find it so funny anymore, you find infinitely more funny now and die laughing.
I wish there was more irony in the world.
By the way, no offense taken, sorry about the shot in the face.
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Mike
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« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2012, 03:58:07 pm » |
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Granted, now there are no wrinkles in clothes whatsoever. Casual fridays stop.
I wish Fiveofclubs shot someone i dont like, instead of me.
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« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2012, 09:11:09 pm » |
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Granted, but the syntax of that sentence reveals that you don't like yourself, as you had to add the qualifier "instead of me". How sad.
I wish this forum had a "silly hats only" rule.
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« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2012, 10:06:07 pm » |
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Granted. Now everyone beats you with bats.
I wish there were more bats.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2012, 10:32:27 pm » |
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Granted. Then you realize that they scare you, and you tell your parents that you want to go home. They understand, and the three of you begin to walk home together. A robber steps out and demands your mother's pearl necklace. Your father spooks him and he winds up shooting them both dead. Now you're an orphan.
I wish that I only ever had to interact with people who entertain me and make me happy.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2012, 10:33:49 pm » |
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Granted but they are all clowns and are terrifying as all shit and after you can no longer handle a world filled completely with clowns but you, you strand yourself on an island somewhere.
Wow, I wish that hadn't escalated so quickly.
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All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
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« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2012, 10:39:25 pm » |
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Granted. It was a very plain, uninteresting post.
I wish I didn't eat so much ice cream.
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« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2012, 06:39:37 am » |
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So does the ice cream. Granted. Ice Cream rises up and begins to eat people. Soft serve places like Dairy Queens are the first to go, but the real danger is at the dairy farms that make their own ice cream. They become the ice cream strongholds. Fed by the herds of dairy cows chocolate and vanilla ice cream grows to immense sizes. Entire school busses of children are devoured by the towering desserts. For the sake of the children, abandon your wish and eat the ice cream, save us all.
I wish my headache would pass
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Mike
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« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2012, 06:29:45 pm » |
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Granted. Unfortunately the after affects of the meds cause you to develop gandalfiris which means all other ailments shall not pass.
I wish life had cheat codes
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« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2012, 11:36:29 pm » |
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Granted, you are caught using a cheat code on a test.
I wish sleep wasn't a necessity.
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Stand behind me and be protected, Stand beside me and be an ally, stand infront of me and fall.
I wish for a corrupted wish. Corrupting this wish will result in my wish not being corrupted.
PARADOX!!!!!!
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« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2012, 09:43:31 am » |
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Granted. Unfortunately the price is hallucinations and eventually death.
I wish gandalfiris meant I got the powers of Gandalf.
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« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2012, 03:01:17 am » |
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Granted, but you are immune and will never get it.
I wish i could use cheats like noclip in real life.
(for non gamers, you can basically go through anything)
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Stand behind me and be protected, Stand beside me and be an ally, stand infront of me and fall.
I wish for a corrupted wish. Corrupting this wish will result in my wish not being corrupted.
PARADOX!!!!!!
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« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2012, 12:52:33 pm » |
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Granted. You are instantly killed when your body is filled with sheet rock.
I wish I had a dog with a saddle.
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« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2012, 06:54:07 pm » |
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Granted, but, as you are a medium sized humanoid as opposed to a small one, riding it is horribly cruel and some druids drag you to an alley and beat you down until you're at -7 HP. You're a sickly fellow, so your CON is only 10. Better hope you stabilize, sucka.
I wish I could play Pathfinder with cool people again.
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At least, that's what I think.
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