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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2014, 10:55:20 pm » |
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Granted. You are transformed into a 5 year old girl, and hold tea parties with your stuffed animals.
I wish for a ham sandwich with mayo.
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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2014, 11:16:13 am » |
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Granted. It's Human Ham
I wish I had my lady here.
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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2014, 09:58:12 pm » |
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Granted. But she nags you Incessantly.
I wish for a Daisy Red rider BB Gun with the compass in the stock, and the thing that tells time.
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2014, 03:44:34 pm » |
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Granted, but it is a framed picture of the doo hickey you specified.
I wish people didnt have an inbuilt switch for being mean for no reason.
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« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2014, 06:02:24 pm » |
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Granted. Now people are super nice to everyone around them. It becomes annoying quickly, and you jam out your brain with a rusty nail to make it stop. I wish for whatever the heck this thing is  .
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« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2014, 04:08:01 pm » |
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Granted- parkinsons.
I wish to be a better programmer:P
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« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2014, 09:14:12 pm » |
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Granted. But what you program becomes self aware, judges mankind, and incites judgement day. I wish for  .
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« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2014, 08:34:48 am » |
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Granted, you got older, oblivion is a bit closer to you.
I wish my google app engine worked:P
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 btw, Are the wings on fire?
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« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2014, 05:12:14 am » |
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Granted. But you sold out to the Apple product line instead.
I wish for everyting.
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« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2014, 07:50:29 am » |
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Granted. Then you see the Bill.
I wish for a chainsaw.
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« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2014, 05:26:40 pm » |
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Granted. However, now you live in the EU and you cutdown a tree without a permit. You have to pay a fine.
I wish i had already moved out.
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 btw, Are the wings on fire?
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« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2014, 04:55:43 pm » |
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Granted, your new home is the streets and you just about last one night.
I wish I had to work to get money.
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« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2014, 09:26:16 pm » |
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Granted. Your now poor.
I wish that damn bug would quit flying around my screen.
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« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2014, 03:10:31 am » |
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Granted, you now have no screen. Enjoy your bug.
I wish Steep hill wasnt so deserving of its name....
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« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2014, 04:16:55 pm » |
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granted, its a staircase now. Who needs such an oddly shaped staircase?
I wish for bees.
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 btw, Are the wings on fire?
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